Great Quotes...............

[ELECNEWT]

“I often say that when you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meagre and unsatisfactory kind”

Kelvin.

 

[electric al]

You wanna watch that stupid t—t with the bow and arrow he’ll end up have someone’s eye out !
King Harold

 

[Squid]

Life is like a box of chocolates..............

 

[electric al]

Have itttt !
Bomber Harris

 

[GMES]

I ain't got time to Bleed.

Jesse Ventura
Predator

 

[rapparee]

@FLICK @Starjack

 

[Squid]

£1500 for two sockets, you havin a giraffe, that's the going rate, okay I accept..........

 

[Kamikaze]

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Donald Trump

 

[plugsandsparks]

Never eat yellow snow

Franz Klammer

 

[Pete999]

Was God an Astronaut?
Erich Von Daniken

 

[pirate]

"Sorry guys, I know you've gone to a lot of trouble, but frankly, I just don't like veal."

The prodigal son.

 

[Baddegg]

This ones for flapjack

“You only get 1 chance to make a first impression” ha ha ha sorry flapjack.....

 

[electric al]

Income tax ???
Ken Dodd

 

[Kamikaze]

And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time. There’s the picture. What more proof do you need?

Trigger

 

[Baddegg]

Income tax ???
Ken Dodd

He’s a legend he even avoided it in death ha ha