Great Quotes...............

[littlespark]

Life is like a box of chocolates..............

Brown, sticky.... and invariably full of nuts.

I ain't got time to Bleed.

Jesse Ventura
Predator

I thought that said Ace Ventura for a second...

 

[Silly Sausage]

£40 to fixit
£50 if you watch
££70 if you've had a go yourself.

my old man.

For a crate of Old P, whatever you want.

Tel.

 

[Silly Sausage]

"Sorry guys, I know you've gone to a lot of trouble, but frankly, I just don't like veal."

The prodigal son.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
Clark Gable

 

[dinger809]

Some people think they’re champagne in a crystal flute, when all they are is ---- in a paper cup


My dad

 

[pirate]

Dictatorships breed oppression, dictatorships breed servility, dictatorships breed cruelty; more loathsome still is the fact that they breed idiocy.
Bellboys babbling orders, portraits of caudillos, prearranged cheers or insults, walls covered with names, unanimous ceremonies, mere discipline usurping the place of clear thinking...Fighting these sad monotonies is one of the duties of a writer.


Jorge Luis Borges

 

[pirate]

c**t!

dh lawrence

 

[pirate]

There is nothing I want
There is nothing I need
There is nothing I fear...
Therefore, I am free.

Nikos Kazantzakis, author of Zorba The Greek

 

[pirate]

Never mind the snipers!
They couldn't hit a barn door at this dist....

 

[dinger809]

What the f&@k was that????

Mayor of Hiroshima

 

[pirate]

There isn't a house in New Orleans...

Eric Burdon and the Animals, 2005 re-mix

 

[Rpa07]

‘I NEED A HORSE’
‘I’m sorry, we only have cats and dogs’
‘OK GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE BIG ENOUGH TO RIDE’
Thor, five minutes ago E4

 

[Squid]

I use sign language........

 

[Silly Sausage]

I use sign language........

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You look remarkably like Steve McQueen.
Cool, dude, Cool!

 

[Deleted member 26818]

He mentioned the fuse box would need to be replaced because it wasn't "regs". He quoted £430 + VAT for this and then the quote for the rest was the other code 1 stuff came to about £370 + VAT.
No RCD Protection CODE 1
Fusebox not Labelled CODE 1
No Danger Stickers or labels CODE 1
Circuit 9 should be rated at 16amps (not 32amp - firehazard) CODE 1
Hob ignition 0.75mm cable connected to a 32amp cooker circuit CODE 1

A quote from some chancer in 2011.

 

[Kamikaze]

Hello Mummy! Hello Daddy! Woozee nine milimeter?

Little Arnold Schwarzenegger