Heating Engineer set me a challenge

[Guitarist]

You ever had a plumber put an immersion heater tank up so high that you can't get the element out. Then you have to cut a hole in the airing cupoard ceiling just to get it out! That's if it's not right under a joist. Has this a few times over the years

It's ALWAYS under a joist...

 

[telectrix]

and a c/h wiring centre fixed to the skirting board at the back of an airing cupboard. need a mole to work on it.

 

[gazj82]

and a c/h wiring centre fixed to the skirting board at the back of an airing cupboard. need a mole to work on it.

As my old mentor used to say to me when I was an apprentice. "I do love it when you have to stand on your head to get to a heating system". He was a sarky old bugger ath the best of times

 

[specs]

You ever had a plumber put an immersion heater tank up so high that you can't get the element out. Then you have to cut a hole in the airing cupoard ceiling just to get it out! That's if it's not right under a joist. Has this a few times over the years

I certainly have

 

[ipf]

Remember an airing cupboard stuffed with a new immersion heater tank, without an inch to spare at each side, obviously much bigger than the original and with a great big pressure vessel on top. My problem...'can you sort my alarm out'. Called to find that his external alarm sounder kept 'going off' when he had a power cut.
The panel was directly behind the pressure vessel. Really tight but not totally impossible, I told him that I'd return the day after with a new battery. He said it was ok, he'd sort it.

Got a call the following morning asking if I could give him a lift as it was a bit hard work. Got there to find no cover on the panel.....dropped it down the back of the tank trying to remove it.

 

[Guitarist]

Remember an airing cupboard stuffed with a new immersion heater tank, without an inch to spare at each side, obviously much bigger than the original and with a great big pressure vessel on top. My problem...'can you sort my alarm out'. Called to find that his external alarm sounder kept 'going off' when he had a power cut.
The panel was directly behind the pressure vessel. Really tight but not totally impossible, I told him that I'd return the day after with a new battery. He said it was ok, he'd sort it.

Got a call the following morning asking if I could give him a lift as it was a bit hard work. Got there to find no cover on the panel.....dropped it down the back of the tank trying to remove it.

Call-out charge I hope...

 

[ipf]

Call-out charge I hope...

Call out charge ?

Certainly would have been.....if I hadn't spent half a day fishing

And only one catch.

I'd have thrown it back if he hadn't paid cash.

 

[SPARTYKUS]

I owned an acre of woodland a few years back and got very skilled with a chainsaw, even carving a few sculptures with one. For some reason, people get very nervous around them tho...

Fantastic. Id love a patch of wood. Theres a copse (maybe two acres) about 150 yards from my house (as crow flies)- fitted some kitchen lights next door and jokingly chortled I'd be happy to clear some of the fallen trees out (its 90% ash), he happened to know the owners & farmer who rented it and they said "help yerself". Nearly wet myself with excitement at this good fortune. Recently been gearing up when had a few spare hours and wreak havoc. Just cut 1.5m lengths stagger to the car and then process at home.


the wood store is looking healthy...

Ive got my ticket (BCO) and did fell for money but only as a side time passer. After all nowt more exciting than the crack & thump of tonnes if wood crashing down

 

[Guitarist]

I have some funny stories I could tell you about my tree-felling days, but I won't bore you on here

 

[SPARTYKUS]

That sounds interesting! Time for a pint!!!!