How to become a Troll

[markc123]

Trev, Go with the threat, and then have a picture with it as ure electriciansforum display picture - mainly to scare away the chancers, you can be the bouncer haha.

Just make sure you lose it before you go to collect your bus pass which is fast approaching isn't it? :biggrin:

 

[Guest55]

Now the latest badge to appear is 'Troll' , courtesy of Biff55, which suggests a special category of being a pain in the asre. I wonder whether this accolade has to be earned or whether just by asking it can be conferred onto someone.

it took 3 x 2 week bans to get the troll qual.
and many offensive posts to get the forum grading.
;-)

 

[tidyboiler]

I've been threatening for ages now to grow my hair again and get dreads which Mrs Trev until now has been vehemently opposed to. She said in a moment of drunkenness that if I could show her one middle aged man who looks good with dreads I could have them.......straight to youtube for a fairly recent Bruce Springsteen video which shows Clarence Clemons resplendent in his dreads.
Mrs Trev is now quietly seething but cannot retract her ultimatum. Guys do you think I should tell her I'm joking or should I go through with the threat

Definitely go through with it. Dreads are seriously cool. :sunny:

 

[markc123]

So what happens when you get to 3000 - a signed pair of frilly underwear or whale bone basque to parade around while posting ?

To be fair im not actually sure myself, it's just something geordiespark has been so desperate to achieve lol.

I think maybe the admin's and mod's have their wicked ways with your undercrackers haha i couldn't be too sure though.

 

[markc123]

So do you think he would notice if his post count dropped by 100. He's not really that worried about the 3000+ club. Or is he?

Nah i think he's pretty dead-set on achieving the 3,000 mark. So to take away at the last second would be biblical lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

have a geordie cut, then you'll only need to polish it.

Ceeky chunt !!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

nah Geordie needs the top pest/major ---- award, he'll do anything to reach 3,000posts atm.

...i'd even go as far as saying he'd probably perform dirty acts on the admin/mod's if they somehow edited his post count for him.

Anything except polish Sintra's bike !!!

 

[markc123]

Shh geordie's here now, everyone stop bitching for abit!

Hey buddy

Anything except polish Sintra's bike !!!

Yeah i fell for that one aswell

...it was only when i was on my hands and knee's in his shed when i found out what sintra's definition of bike was...:cry_smile:

 

[Geordie Spark]

So what happens when you get to 3000 - a signed pair of frilly underwear or whale bone basque to parade around while posting ?

THAT is what I'm trying to find out !!!

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So do you think he would notice if his post count dropped by 100. He's not really that worried about the 3000+ club. Or is he?

I'm not telling!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Having considering this one, It suddenly struck me that if he really wanted to push the boat out he might consider
A WAX, SACK and CRACK and then rub on some Old Spice or Brute ?

mg_smile::38:

 

[Geordie Spark]

OUCH........ painful.

I bow to your superior knowledge on that subject !!!

 

[tidyboiler]

mg_smile::38:

Oh, let me at it!!!!!! :clap:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Oh, let me at it!!!!!! :clap:

That's fine pet .... any time - as long as I can do yours !!! :devil:

 

[shagbite]

I've been threatening for ages now to grow my hair again and get dreads which Mrs Trev until now has been vehemently opposed to. She said in a moment of drunkenness that if I could show her one middle aged man who looks good with dreads I could have them.......straight to youtube for a fairly recent Bruce Springsteen video which shows

Clarence Clemons resplendent in his dreads.

Mrs Trev is now quietly seething but cannot retract her ultimatum. Guys do you think I should tell her I'm joking or should I go through with the threat

yeah, but trev, CC was a black guy!! i can only think of one white bloke who (almost) pulled off the dreadlock look, and that was gary oldman in true romance. dread's on a white guy? don't do it mate.

 

[Geordie Spark]

yeah, but trev, CC was a black guy!! i can only think of one white bloke who (almost) pulled off the dreadlock look, and that was gary oldman in true romance. dread's on a white guy? don't do it mate.

A bit of Cherry Blossom will soon put that right !!!