How to become a Troll

[Geordie Spark]

No, it was: travel as far as you can west where they speak in a foreign language and then go a bit further where they speak something else.....

Ye mean .................... Liverpool ??? mg_smile:

 

[Geordie Spark]

What about Ginger from the wildhearts? He only cut his off about 2 years ago and he's only a year younger than me. Yeah CC was black but I reckon I could look just as cool as him (in my dreams)

Trev marra ....... there's nee gentle way t' tell ye this ....... but ye really need hair afore ye even think aboot graain dreadlocks !!!

 

[Sintra]

im doing a special new years promotion on 3 day fast tracks.
a bargin @ only £1499.99.

Any discounts mate even 10%.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Sunderland and Newcastle are practically the same...

Wonder if this comment will rattle the normally calm, cool and collected geordie :laugh:

Aahm sayin' now bonny lad ..... aahve telt me marra Trev t' sort ye oot !!!

 

[tidyboiler]

Trev marra ....... there's nee gentle way t' tell ye this ....... but ye really need hair afore ye even think aboot graain dreadlocks !!!

OOOOh mieooow....... saucer of milk dear? :shocked3:

 

[Geordie Spark]

OOOOh mieooow....... saucer of milk dear? :shocked3:

Aye pet ... warmed & wi' just a splash o' brandy.

 

[Guest55]

Any discounts mate even 10%.

cash ?
;-)

 

[Sintra]

cash ?
;-)

Certainly not. I was thinking more in the lines of 90 days credit and if not paid in full 30 days thereafter then a fixed payment of 2% of outstanding monies paid by bank transfer monthly in arrears.

 

[ackbarthestar]

im doing a special new years promotion on 3 day fast tracks.
a bargin @ only £1499.99.

Yea .... and I can get my kitchen fitted out, my wife fitted out by 'Spandex' the expandable plumber, plus a discount for Buster the dog for half that price.....you must become more competitive in this cut-throat market......

 

[ackbarthestar]

Ye mean .................... Liverpool ??? mg_smile:

Lol, Good grief ..... you are so pedestrian.... you can walk that in an hour .... I was suggesting something more exotic !

 

[Geordie Spark]

Lol, Good grief ..... you are so pedestrian.... you can walk that in an hour .... I was suggesting something more exotic !

Ah!! .... Right !! ................ Milton Keynes then??

 

[Sintra]

Ah!! .... Right !! ................ Milton Keynes then??

Nout wrong with MK lol.

 

[tidyboiler]

Ah!! .... Right !! ................ Milton Keynes then??

Perhaps he means Telford. rrr:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Perhaps he means Telford. rrr:

........... or Satton Cewldfield pet??

 

[Sintra]

Perhaps he means Telford. rrr:

Now that is a dire place lol.