How to become a Troll

[tidyboiler]

That's fine pet .... any time - as long as I can do yours !!! :devil:

But I haven't got a sack, pet! :frown2:

 

[sparkless]

But I haven't got a sack, pet! :frown2:

ha ha ha

 

[Geordie Spark]

But I haven't got a sack, pet! :frown2:

Keep working your ticket with me pet and I'll you'll get the sack !!!

 

[Sintra]

Ceeky chunt !!!

Could always dock you 1000 posts just for being a chancer.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Could always dock you 1000 posts just for being a chancer.

Damn !! ...... you rumbled me !! :cowboy:

 

[ackbarthestar]

That's fine pet .... any time - as long as I can do yours !!! :devil:

There are, of course alternatives, you know.....

A blow torch and a cut throat razor- I believe its quite quick... Not that I've indulged ,

but I did know there was a group on a far off island that celebrated their visitors by getting them ablutered and then shaving a map of their island onto your head..... as a parting gift...quite civilized i thought

 

[ackbarthestar]

it took 3 x 2 week bans to get the troll qual.
and many offensive posts to get the forum grading.
;-)

about bloody time..... we've been singing your praises, or was it something else, for the last few hours.....
....Have you been asleep ?

 

[Geordie Spark]

There are, of course alternatives, you know.....

A blow torch and a cut throat razor- I believe its quite quick... Not that I've indulged ,

but I did know there was a group on a far off island that celebrated their visitors by getting them ablutered and then shaving a map of their island onto your head..... as a parting gift...quite civilized i thought

That sounds like Sunderland.

 

[markc123]

That sounds like Sunderland.

Sunderland and Newcastle are practically the same...

Wonder if this comment will rattle the normally calm, cool and collected geordie :laugh:

 

[ackbarthestar]

wrong , its official as admin gave me the badge and edited my avatar as reward for being such a consistantly loud mouthed jerk.
members cant insert club badges themselves as far as i know.

Lol, I'm your trainee ......
Do you offer a full NVQ3 or just a 5 day wonder course ?

 

[trev]

Sunderland and Newcastle are practically the same...

Wonder if this comment will rattle the normally calm, cool and collected geordie :laugh:

Whey it's rattled this geordie! niw ganon wesh ya gob oot

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Trev, Go with the threat, and then have a picture with it as ure electriciansforum display picture - mainly to scare away the chancers, you can be the bouncer haha.

Just make sure you lose it before you go to collect your bus pass which is fast approaching isn't it? :biggrin:

15 years away mate

 

[tidyboiler]

Whey it's rattled this geordie! niw ganon wesh ya gob oot

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15 years away mate

Phew, Markc123 sails close to the wind doesn't he??? :death:

 

[ackbarthestar]

That sounds like Sunderland.

No, it was: travel as far as you can west where they speak in a foreign language and then go a bit further where they speak something else.....

 

[trev]

yeah, but trev, CC was a black guy!! i can only think of one white bloke who (almost) pulled off the dreadlock look, and that was gary oldman in true romance. dread's on a white guy? don't do it mate.

What about Ginger from the wildhearts? He only cut his off about 2 years ago and he's only a year younger than me. Yeah CC was black but I reckon I could look just as cool as him (in my dreams)

 

[Guest55]

Lol, I'm your trainee ......
Do you offer a full NVQ3 or just a 5 day wonder course ?

im doing a special new years promotion on 3 day fast tracks.
a bargin @ only £1499.99.