I'm not getting at women but...

[SparkySy]

My sympathy goes out to you.
If only you could afford a car!

 

[static zap]

Horses are not the brightest of animals , can eat stuff that does them no good , but then we just pop to the supermarket
so our "Forraging skills are in decline" .
--Best stock up with pot nooldle--
Probably about that time of year ,for me to slip up !

 

[Squid]

Back in the 90s was married and we bought a horse and a pony for the wife and kids.
Including the £2000 for the horse and the £500 for the pony, first year costs were about £20,000.

You got divorced, that was cheap............

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Did anyone know, horses have to have coats for when they are out in a field and it’s cold?
In fact they need two, one to change into if the other gets dirty or wet.
They also need two saddles, one leather for when it’s dry and the other synthetic for when it’s raining.
I won’t mention the rubber booties to protect the horseshoes when they are being ridden on the road.

 

[Squid]

Did anyone know, horses have to have coats for when they are out in a field and it’s cold?
In fact they need two, one to change into if the other gets dirty or wet.
They also need two saddles, one leather for when it’s dry and the other synthetic for when it’s raining.
I won’t mention the rubber booties to protect the horseshoes when they are being ridden on the road.

So, from what you are saying owning a horse is cheaper then getting married, less shoes and handbags and you get to ride them more often.

 

[Percyprod]

Bloody hell what were you feeding them? I reckon our 3 cost about 6 to 7 k per year, including haylage, feed, shoeing, vets, dentist, getting muck heap shifted and going to about 10 rides, nearest is 200 mile round trip.

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Bloody hell what were you feeding them? I reckon our 3 cost about 6 to 7 k per year, including haylage, feed, shoeing, vets, dentist, getting muck heap shifted and going to about 10 rides, nearest is 200 mile round trip.

Home Counties.

 

[Percyprod]

That explains it.

 

[satori]

Back to women's brains. My wife said she needed some new hay nets for her horses, as the old ones had holes in them, then couldn't understand why I thought it was rather amusing. Made my own tea that day.

Just an aside, a hole in a net usually results in the net containing fewer holes than it had before. There's one for you to think about.

 

[Squid]

Just an aside, a hole in a net usually results in the net containing fewer holes than it had before. There's one for you to think about.

You must be bored today,

 

[static zap]

.......There's one for you to think about.

Laughing about "mental images"&
Laughing about maths , sum totals .
Adding up to nothing .
Net result = No dinner
(Practicing bad puns)
We do pictures better , than words!

 

[electric al]

made you own tea huh ? hay ! so that explains the long face

 

[elsparko]

Back to women's brains. My wife said she needed some new hay nets for her horses, as the old ones had holes in them, then couldn't understand why I thought it was rather amusing. Made my own tea that day.

pop the head of the horse in her bed, thatll learn her.

 

[Lou]

We don't all bankrupt men!!

 

[elsparko]

We don't all bankrupt men!!

the first thing i hear out of a womans mouth when divorce is mentioned is "take half or all of his ----"