I'm not getting at women but...

[elsparko]

and yes, ALL women are the same

 

[Pete999]

Seems like the younger generation have no staying power

 

[elsparko]

Seems like the younger generation have no staying power

ive had my nose and my xbox broken by an ex, once bitten twice shy...

 

[elsparko]

my earlier two posts were said in jest, obviously all humans are different personality wise, if i could marry a rich widow i would, then id just bide my time

 

[elsparko]

would it be acceptable to put an ad in the paper looking for a millionaire widow looking for a toyboy?

 

[Pete999]

ive had my nose and my xbox broken by an ex, once bitten twice shy...

No bloody wonder if you still have an x box

 

[Squid]

would it be acceptable to put an ad in the paper looking for a millionaire widow looking for a toyboy?

You might need a paper bag to consume the marriage........

 

[elsparko]

No bloody wonder if you still have an x box

my xbox has given me more fun times than any woman, when she broke my money making machine she got the boot

i played mlg halo 2 for a while and was offered sponsorship, my xbox was pretty important to me back then lol

if only microsoft could install a couple of holes on the side of the xbox....

 

[elsparko]

You might need a paper bag to consume the marriage........

wait for a pornstar to die, send her to france for a face transplant

 

[static zap]

Seems like the younger generation have no staying power

They have a new "Agenda",found on T-Internet.
(Luckily ,until death do us part... is envestigated now)

 

[elsparko]

look at the american divorce set u where you have to pay maintenance to an ex spouse even when you have no children together!

men expected to to give the same lifestyle to their ex, even if a man loses his job if he doesnt make those payments off to jail he goes.

 

[electric al]

Quick question : If a guy falls behind
With his maint payments is it possible
For his ex missus to re- possess him ?
Frightening thought for the day

 

[electric al]

Jails looking more appealing now eh -
Nice warm pad , no bills ,free gym membership , 3 square meals a day and regular sex !

 

[telectrix]

Jails looking more appealing now eh -
Nice warm pad , no bills ,free gym membership , 3 square meals a day and regular sex !

you missed out drugs and alcohol.

 

[electric al]

I did didn't I ! Last time I was in ,soon as they found out I was an electrician they asked me to do some work on some bit of kit they called an electric chair . Well I of course i refused on the grounds that it didn't comply with bs 7671- quite honestly it was a bleedin death trap