Never have I ever!!!!!

[D00DY_T00DY]

Hi all,

Seeing as it's Friday thought it'd be a bit of fun to play a drinking game
(Alcohol is optional)

Basically someone says never have i ever... do etc. If you have you drink (Or like the post etc)

Try keep it clean for a little bit ey?

Be honest if you're taking part!

I'll start..
Never have I ever smashed my face with my own snips whilst stripping cable

Maybe add a back story with your suggestions so it's not as incriminating on your part lol.

 

[Rpa07]

I count 5 euphemisms in that one statement - genius if you intended it @Kamikaze

Never have I ever accidentally dropped my favourite cutters down the cavity at a fire station and was forced to carefully knock out a breeze block at low level to retrieve it.

 

[Pete999]

Never ever have Pulled some singles in some kaanduit, only realise when I reached the final destination I had twisted the cables around some pipwork, I never ever did that about 10 years ago.,

 

[Dave OCD]

Never have I ever cut clean through a test lamp lead in my tool box which had managed to get between the jaws of the croppers that I use for meter tails.

 

[Kamikaze]

I count 5 euphemisms in that one statement - genius if you intended it @Kamikaze

My mid-life crisis, like a runaway train going off the rails, is brought to you by decaf coffee. Hopefully you’re still enjoying it!

Never have I ever called the NICEIC and asked for the personal phone number of Emma Clancy.

 

[Rpa07]

Never have I ever cut clean through a test lamp lead in my tool box which had managed to get between the jaws of the croppers that I use for meter tails.

So so close to doing exactly the same thing 1 week ago.
Made a little note to self, "everything has a place - PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT"

 

[Squid]

Never ever wired a meter up wrongly and wondered why the wheel was spinning backwards.

The only excuse is that me and a mate did a whole house rewire for a neighbour in two days.

 

[Adj]

Never have I accidentally threaded 30 metres of SWA through the steps of my stepladder and only found out when I pulled it taut.

 

[Flanders]

Never ever have Pulled some singles in some kaanduit, only realise when I reached the final destination I had twisted the cables around some pipwork, I never ever did that about 10 years ago.,

Never have I ever pulled an swa in through the middle of my step ladders

Edit
Sorry just noticed Adj have never done it either

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I accidentally threaded 30 metres of SWA through the steps of my stepladder and only found out when I pulled it taut.

I'd have cut a rung off.
Always one too many on those pesky steps anyway

 

[jackhammerJIM]

Never have i ever arrived at a job and realised I've left all my tools at the last job .

 

[jackhammerJIM]

Never have i ever told a customer "i will sort it out next week"

 

[Rpa07]

I'd have cut a rung off.
Always one too many on those pesky steps anyway

You don't really need the bottom one anyway, you could always use another set of steps to get to the higher one, anyway just watch the SWA route as it could end up like a Giants rosary beads!

 

[Kamikaze]

Never have I inadvertently used said unauthorised test method ...

The random explosive test as it is affectionately known on the starship is not for the faint-hearted.


Never have I ever had to save any parts for an autopsy.

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I ever looked in horror when introduced to said method with a "you may just want to stand in the middle of the hall away from sockets"

Was still a little wet around the ears at that point

 

[freddo]

Never have I ever found the MCB for the circuit I'm working on by connecting a switch across l+n.