Price To Replace Board And Rewire

[Sparkie30]

Me thinks that HMRC will not know about this £400

But they do know about, amazon, starbucks and loads more.

 

[davesparks]

So you wouldn't do job for one of your family for a modest price, davesparks?

Nope, I work for free for my close family and I'd need plane tickets for Australia to do work for the rest.

 

[GMES]

gawd, you're getting senile. turn it on with a banana.

But what do I hold the banana with????

 

[Midwest]

Nope, I work for free for my close family and I'd need plane tickets for Australia to do work for the rest.

Sounds like the OP needs you as a family member. I also normally get give the bottle of red wine that's been languishing in the cupboard 10 Xmas's ago.

 

[hightower]

Basically, a family member of mine is a qualified electrician and has his part p also.

*In the voice of David Attenborough*

What we have witnessed here is the noise made when the buttocks of hundreds of electricians clench in unison. It is a rare occurrence, the only other time it has been documented was when it was reported that a large construction site had run out of tea bags.

 

[Spoon]

*In the voice of David Attenborough*

What we have witnessed here is the noise made when the buttocks of hundreds of electricians clench in unison. It is a rare occurrence, the only other time it has been documented was when it was reported that a large construction site had run out of tea bags.

I like your imagination mate... Hope you don't spend too much time thinking of electricians butts.

 

[hightower]

I like your imagination mate... Hope you don't spend too much time thinking of electricians butts.

Why not?

Elecchicks - Female Electrician | Electrician Watford | Electrician in North London - elecchicks.com

On a side note to that link though, if someone started a company called "Proper Blokes Doing Bloke's Work Ltd" you'd be hauled into court quicker than you can say discrimination​.

 

[Spoon]

Nothing wrong with female electricians. At least they wont spend all their time snooping through the underwear draws in people's houses....

 

[hightower]

Nothing wrong with female electricians. At least they wont spend all their time snooping through the underwear draws in people's houses....

Not complaining. Just don't agree that women seem able to get away with advertising their 'female only company'. It's a bit like car insurance when that Sheila's Wheels advert came on the tele. If Ray Winston did an advert "for car insurance for people that can actually drive properly, call Insure-A-Bloke" I think there'd be an uproar. Yet women seem able to get away with it.

 

[Spoon]

Mythbusters did a section on who was the better drivers, men or women. Turned out it was pretty even.

 

[Octopus]

What happened to Kate?

 

[Spoon]

Don't know Murdoch. How many females to we have on here, that actually post?

 

[Englishman]

Mythbusters did a section on who was the better drivers, men or women. Turned out it was pretty even.

Women's accidents just tend to cost less, that's all.

 

[telectrix]

Women's accidents just tend to cost less, that's all.

that's because they don't need expensive hire cars in the kitchen. :death:

 

[Jay Sparks]

There is a colleague at work that is very PC. She doesn't like stereo typing, or any kind of discrimination, she really preaches it too as part of her job. But in her office she has a flyer that says, "Lady only taxi's" and another one saying "Lady only Mechanics"!!! Oh the irony!!lol

Although I do remember a Yorkie advert a few years ago. At the end of the add a deep male voice said, "It's not for girls"...or something to that effect.

Jay