Random stuff, just for sharing, thank you!

[Squid]

Is it Pirate or Irate they call you?

 

[pirate]

SWD, I've been called many things!
Irate Pirate, fits very well, thank you!
My family say "Oh no, here comes Victor Meldrew!"
but hey...there's stuff out there that gets me going, and I'm sure you're not immune?

 

[Squid]

SWD, I've been called many things!
Irate Pirate, fits very well, thank you!
My family say "Oh no, here comes Victor Meldrew!"
but hey...there's stuff out there that gets me going, and I'm sure you're not immune?

I'd worry about what your family says about you when you are walking away from them.........

Do you drive a Honda by any chance?

 

[pirate]

Not a Honda...

shh, don't tell anyone...
I drive a...

NO!
I can't admit to it!

Remember the old joke about the chap who, everytime he broke wind it sounded like a motorbike?
His dentist found the problem...a cist on his gum...

"Abscess makes the fart go Honda"

It's time for my medication, but I'll be back with the sheep story later...oh, sorry, wrong thread...
again

 

[littlespark]

It must be something in the water over on the West side. Not all of us Scottish sparks talk nonsense like Pirate

 

[pirate]

Water?
Water???
Never touch the stuff!

 

[Squid]

Water?
Water???
Never touch the stuff!

Scots never wash.......

 

[littlespark]

We do. Because our water isn’t metered we can use as much as we like.

We just don’t use it in our whisky

 

[pirate]

Got offered a new job today, the company specialise in cleaning mirrors. Decent pay, plus it's something I can see myself doing...

 

[pirate]

Emptying my phone of random stuff, so thought I would dump it on you guys...

Pic from Ardnamurchan, my sister's place...

 

[pirate]

 

[pirate]

I know...shocking! Should be three words or fewer!

 

[littlespark]

Quiet day today, Pirate?

 

[Rpa07]

He’s trying to get the colour back after looking at the blue wall all day!
What ever happened to the sheep story?

 

[Spoon]

What ever happened to the sheep story?