same old crap in here day in...day out

[GLENNSPARK]

and who else is tired of it?

if it isn`t showers...then its EICRs for new works..and if a condition report is `notifyable`

or its summat about outbuildings...

just who is it that thinks they are competent to carry out any of this if they dont even know what is & isn`t etc...?

and i`m fed up with advice just being handed out as well by those that should know better....its bad enough as it is...i mean why did you go to college in the first place for?

bloody sick of it..

 

[Geoffsd]

There's always -

Strange relation resistance and Earth Around Sun 30 km/s motion

 

[Knobhead]

There's always -

Strange relation resistance and Earth Around Sun 30 km/s motion

That’s no good.

Glenn can’t quote IET regulation ---/xx/x in its relative relationship to the ultimate question.

 

[NickD]

I'm waiting for the day mankind makes it to the outer planets and someone has to write a set of regulations telling you how to stick an 'earth' rod into Uranus.

Also as soon as we start inhabiting the Moon, electricians will have to go around the place doing mooning.

 

[ipf]

That’s no good.

Glenn can’t quote IET regulation ---/xx/x in its relative relationship to the ultimate question.

Now, now.....no need to bring relatives into it.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Now, now.....no need to bring relatives into it.

Teacher asks the class; "Can anyone tell me the definition of Relative Humidity?"

Little Johhny; " Yes miss, it's sweat dripping off a man's belly button onto his sister in law underneath."

 

[markc123]

Glenn's giving it large now he's got his P plates ... he never used to be this gobby, lol ...

 

[NickD]

Teacher asks the class; "Can anyone tell me the definition of Relative Humidity?"

Little Johhny; " Yes miss, it's sweat dripping off a man's belly button onto his sister in law underneath."

Have you tried that new Rodeo Sex craze that's going round? You agree with your good lady to (ahem) approach her from behind...then wrap your arms round her shoulders...whisper in her ear "Your sister likes it this way too"...then see how long you can stay on.

 

[ian.settle1]

Glenn's giving it large now he's got his P plates ... he never used to be this gobby, lol ...

Is that his Part P plates

 

[pepparz]

I'm waiting for the day mankind makes it to the outer planets and someone has to write a set of regulations telling you how to stick an 'earth' rod into Uranus.

Also as soon as we start inhabiting the Moon, electricians will have to go around the place doing mooning.

And I bet I know whom that "someone" will be.

 

[pepparz]

but as far as i'm concerned he can stick a rod up his anus.lol!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

but as far as i'm concerned he can stick a rod up his anus.lol!!!

Don't talk to me about that - it's what my consultant at the horsepickle wanted me to have done but after reading about the number of things that can - and have - gone wrong with this procedure I have refused and they can make do with giving me a Barium meal and x-rays instead.

He wanted to shove it down my throat as well but we never did get round to discussing which end it was going to go into first .....

 

[pepparz]

whats a hospice?

About a gallon an half

 

[telectrix]

Don't talk to me about that - it's what my consultant at the horsepickle wanted me to have done but after reading about the number of things that can - and have - gone wrong with this procedure I have refused and they can make do with giving me a Barium meal and x-rays instead.

He wanted to shove it down my throat as well but we never did get round to discussing which end it was going to go into first .....

yway geordie, how you doing. any better?
an

 

[pepparz]

i've had the camera job done and you can watch it on tv monitor at same time. a nice nurse held my hand all the way through and kept asking me what i did for a job