same old crap in here day in...day out

[telectrix]

the only thing that will be stuck up my arse is a cork after a vindaloo.

 

[Geordie Spark]

yway geordie, how you doing. any better?
an

Today I'm great thanks Tel, but it wasn't like that the other night when Tidyboiler had to call the paramedics for me again - four of them in two meat wagons turned up - and it was another trip to the horsepickle.

Just a few mins ago, they phoned to say they want me back in 8 April for more poking, prodding & x rays ......

Happy flucking days ......

 

[Geordie Spark]

i've had the camera job done and you can watch it on tv monitor at same time. a nice nurse held my hand all the way through and kept asking me what i did for a job

I would have been holding her mammary glands and telling her "we aren't going to hurt each other now are we??"

 

[MDJ]

and who else is tired of it?

if it isn`t showers...then its EICRs for new works..and if a condition report is `notifyable`

or its summat about outbuildings...

just who is it that thinks they are competent to carry out any of this if they dont even know what is & isn`t etc...?

and i`m fed up with advice just being handed out as well by those that should know better....its bad enough as it is...i mean why did you go to college in the first place for?

bloody sick of it..

Yep and the trolling they do to defend the Incompetant people as well, terrible, It is all going south Fast.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Yep and the trolling they do to defend the Incompetant people as well, terrible, It is all going south Fast.

Aye ... there's nowt worse than going south. All they've got to drink is that ****in' Creamflow stuff.

Howayman admin.... where's the smileys gone????

 

[Pete999]

I'm waiting for the day mankind makes it to the outer planets and someone has to write a set of regulations telling you how to stick an 'earth' rod into Uranus.

Also as soon as we start inhabiting the Moon, electricians will have to go around the place doing mooning.

Yes go into the Lunar Cities and ask for some 2.5mm Moon wire, and some Moon clamps to bond the space station in geo synchronous orbit.

 

[Geordie Spark]

the only thing that will be stuck up my arse is a cork after a vindaloo.

Well if he had insisted with going ahead with his perverse plan I was going to take my set of cable rods along with me and invite him to ---- a coin to decide who was going to have first go at whom and it would be along the lines of heads I win & tails he loses.

 

[telectrix]

hope you showed him the hook on the end of the rods.

 

[Geordie Spark]

hope you showed him the hook on the end of the rods.

We didn't get that far.

The Geordie glare and growl changed his mind so now he's abandoned that idea and is trying something else a bit less invasive.

 

[skippy2]

Haway man you'll be havin these southerners thinkin we all big soft **ites up here it's only a little thing they use! (And yes I have been there)

 

[telectrix]

is that why you hop around the australian bush?

 

[tidyboiler]

Haway man you'll be havin these southerners thinkin we all big soft **ites up here it's only a little thing they use! (And yes I have been there)

Men always lie about size!!!

 

[MDJ]

Men always lie about size!!!

Hey Geordie hasn't been well, don't humiliate him as well lol

 

[telectrix]

Men always lie about size!!!

i have to lie. don't want to frighten the ladies.

 

[ipf]

is that why you hop around the australian bush?

Elle Macpherson springs to mind....