Saw this poster today at work ;)

[Paul.M]

More like can anyone give me a lift to the hospital mate.

I'm ok Trev, she has seen it and instead of calling an ambulance I'm calling a take away because she's not cooking tonight for me! I know what side of bread is buttered (or what side of her legs are buttered )

 

[tidyboiler]

I have no need to show that to Wor Lass cos she's just like that anyway ..... absolute perfection she is.


(I have to say that cos she reads my posts on here)

Plus I am frighteningly accurate with an air rifle.:95:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Plus I am frighteningly accurate with an air rifle.:95:

:iagree: she is an' she's canny wi' a shotgun an' all.

But she's not ower clivvor wi' a pistol are ye pet ...

 

[tidyboiler]

:iagree: she is an' she's canny wi' a shotgun an' all.

But she's not ower clivvor wi' a pistol are ye pet ...

Bent barrel pet......................:59:

 

[trev]

How man Tidyboila wu divvent wanna knaa aboot Geordie's problems wirrees pistol hinny

 

[Geordie Spark]

Bent barrel pet......................:59:

Yes pet ..... if you say so pet. :rofl: :love:

Anyway, this is a sparky forum pet so ye'll need t' keep on topic.

Have ye had a Periodic Inspection lately??

 

[Geordie Spark]

How man Tidyboila wu divvent wanna knaa aboot Geordie's problems wirrees pistol hinny

It wez hor problem wi' my pistol marra ... she missed the target & shot a hole through th' waalll inte the chalet next door !!!!! :46: <<< ------ that's the gadgeee whey wez next door at th' time !!!!

 

[trev]

EICRs these days marra

 

[trev]

It wez hor problem wi' my pistol marra ... she missed the target & shot a hole through th' waalll inte the chalet next door !!!!! :46: <<< ------ that's the gadgeee whey wez next door at th' time !!!!

Yees dossin doon the beach in them shallies like?

 

[Geordie Spark]

EICRs these days marra

Oh aye ....... aah forgot marra.

 

[tidyboiler]

How man Tidyboila wu divvent wanna knaa aboot Geordie's problems wirrees pistol hinny

:devil2: I wouldn't dream of it Trev.... he reads my posts........:tt1:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Yees dossin doon the beach in them shallies like?

Well she wez at th' time ..... but she's got hor Pikey caravan here noo man.

 

[tidyboiler]

Yes, back on topic Sir........ I need me flue balanced.

 

[trev]

Ah, Bents park like?

 

[Geordie Spark]

Ah, Bents park like?

There's nowt bent aboot us bonny lad .... despite wot Wor Lass sez aboot me barrel