Saw this poster today at work ;)

[trev]

How man Tidyboila wa sparkies hear man, nee gas monkeys wey scept fo Geordie like but ee wiz jist givin em a hand while they wiz busy ye knaa

 

[Geordie Spark]

Yes, back on topic Sir........ I need me flue balanced.

I'll do that in me capacity as a Gas Fitter .... but it needs inspectin' afore balancin'

 

[trev]

There's nowt bent aboot us bonny lad .... despite wot Wor Lass sez aboot me barrel

Nar man! The caravan, ye s dossin in Bents Park? its doon by the fair an the beach shallies

 

[Geordie Spark]

Nar man! The caravan, ye s dossin in Bents Park? its doon by the fair an the beach shallies

Aye .... aahh knaa where it is man .... I'm not th' furruner here .. she is !!!!

 

[trev]

She's a shields lass niw

 

[Geordie Spark]

She's a shields lass niw

Aye well ...... she's gettin' there ........... another 25 years mebbe she'll ha'e lost th' Brummie twang !!!

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Reet ... aahm off t' play wi' me MR2 .... got an Induction Kit t' fit on it.

 

[trev]

I had a Mk1 MR2 had to get rid when the oxygen thieves came along.

 

[tidyboiler]

She's a shields lass niw

:yesnod:

 

[Geordie Spark]

I had a Mk1 MR2 had to get rid when the oxygen thieves came along.

This un's a 1990 MK2 ........ only had it a few weeks. Just got it as sommat t' play with in me old age. Still got me Mazda 626 for everyday use.

 

[trev]

The Mk2s were stunningly beautiful motors. Me Mk1 had the scariest acceleration I've ever experienced, The guy I bought it off had had the drivers seat loosened a little so when you put your foot down you got an extra kick.
A truely terrifying car, but I loved it.
DAMN YOU MY CHILDREN!

 

[Geordie Spark]

The Mk2s were stunningly beautiful motors. Me Mk1 had the scariest acceleration I've ever experienced, The guy I bought it off had had the drivers seat loosened a little so when you put your foot down you got an extra kick.
A truely terrifying car, but I loved it.
DAMN YOU MY CHILDREN!

Aye .. this un's a bit lively an' all ............. when it's working, but just now it isn't. It's got a horrific misfire & occasional backfire once it gets warmed up. I've changed the plugs, plug leads, & coil lead. I've changed the coil pack too & have checked the dissy cap & rotor arm, but they're both almost new by the look of them.

I'm taking it to a specialist bloke in Durham next week for him to have a looksee at it, so it'll be a little run oot for me & Tidyboiler. This blokes "thing" is to drop 3 litre V6's into Mr2s ..... I'd go for this option if I could afford it, but I can't just now.

 

[trev]

Kinell man 3ltr V6 in an MR2!!!!
That'll be a bit quick and scary then

 

[Geordie Spark]

Kinell man 3ltr V6 in an MR2!!!!
That'll be a bit quick and scary then

Oh aye ..... The engine's from a Toyota Camry completely overhauled & fitted with the MR2 5 speed manual box. Apparently ye only need to use 2 gears - 2nd & 4th, but they put a higher step 5th gear in it so's when yer gannin' doon the motorway yer doin' the ton with an engine speed of aboot 2,000 RPM.

The same bloke is working on fitting an Audi (I think) V8 into an MR2 just now. Now THAT'S scary !!!

 

[tidyboiler]

Aye .. this un's a bit lively I'd go for this option if I could afford it, but I can't just now.

Awww, I'd buy you one if I could afford it Geordie. Best get back on the church roofs for the lead, and start stripping the copper wire again....:39:

 

[trev]

an Audi (I think) V8 into an MR2 just now. Now THAT'S scary !!!

I want one