STIG electrical quotes

[Paul.M]

If Stig from Top Gear was an Electrician and not a retired race car driver, what sayings could we do in the same tone?????



"Some people say" he can find a borrowed neutral just by using the sense of smell?

"Some people say" he can replace the fuse wire of a DNO bullet with his pubic hair?

"Some people say" he can second fix a DB socket just by looking at it!


Have fun with this thread but please keep it clean :drunk:

 

[telectrix]

some say he can perform an insulation test using his willie.

 

[Pete999]

"Some say" he can change the phase sequence on a three phase supply by blinking his eyes, and that the fingers on his right hand, are in fact volt sticks.

 

[Paul.M]

"Some say" that on the weekends he stands in the electrical section of B&Q and hands out "how to do" leaflets!

 

[Flanders]

'Some say' He has extraneous conductive parts and his helmet Bonded as per the 15th edition regulations

 

[gazdkw82]

'Some Say' His body has zero resistivity and his superconductivity can create a magnetic field just by the slightest mention of the 18th edition

 

[hightower]

Some say he oils his tools with plumber's tears.

 

[Pete999]

Some say he oils his tools with plumber's tears.

"Some say" He finished his Electrical Trainee course in 2 days, and Tony Cable is his Idol, all we know is he is called the STIG

 

[Paul.M]

"Some say" that he only answers to Emma Clancy!!!! and uses his tongue to prove a dead short?

 

[Pete999]

"Some say" he has prior knowledge of the upcoming 18th edition, and he has already done the course, and he has his bedroom decorated with pictures of Tony Cable.

 

[hightower]

My word Pete, the truths are coming out. Sounds like you've got it in for the poor fella.

 

[Pete999]

My word Pete, the truths are coming out. Sounds like you've got it in for the poor fella.

Who Tony

 

[hightower]

I tried to find him at elex but couldn't. I wonder if it's got anything to do with me being 6'5 and him being about 4'

 

[Pete999]

I tried to find him at elex but couldn't. I wonder if it's got anything to do with me being 6'5 and him being about 4'

Crossed screwdrivers with Tony sometime ago at ELEX, say no more

 

[Kamikaze]

"Some say" he always wanted to be an electrician and that he didn’t know how long he could've been a vet for, before he got bored and started shagging stuff.