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[Kate]

pahahaha! walked into that one!! soemone should start a post of stupid things said on site!
Went to wholesalers to get some tails on friday.
me- 'yea can i get some 25's and 16's'
wholesaler- 'how much?'
me- 'was hoping to get the package where you get some of each?'
wholesaler- 'Yea ok, how much you want of 'em?'
me- 'You'll give me a length? (to choose)'

uproar in the shop! course it was friday afternoon and full of people drinking tea and waiting for 4pm!
me bright red!!!

 

[Stroppy]

Thanks for making me choke on my night-night Hula Hoops!

 

[Kate]

I wanted the ground to swallow me!! it isnt a rare occurence either!! I regularly joke that i shouldnt be allowed in public without supervision!! Half the time my sentence comes out like yoda!

 

[Geordie Spark]

I wanted the ground to swallow me!! it isnt a rare occurence either!! I regularly joke that i shouldnt be allowed in public without supervision!! Half the time my sentence comes out like yoda!

all of the time my sentences come out like ........................... Geordie !!!

 

[Stroppy]

...and no-one laughs because they can't understand what you say.

All my sentences come out as English, which everyone takes the piddle out of because they all seem to have Tourettes: "I'm going to the effin' wholesalers for some effin' cable and back-effin'-boxes and effin' screws, and some effin' free effin' coffee, innit." How tiresome...

 

[trev]

Night night hula hoops?????. How mad is that? Most people have a cup of tea or a sandwich or a hot chocolate for night nights. Hula Hoops, Seriously????

 

[HandySparks]

@ritchard Burns, which part of electricians guide to building regs would satisfy this problem? As far as I know this guide would refer to bs7671.

I hope Richard doesn't mind me answering, but presumably the page he showed an image of, ie Section 5.7 "Outdoor lighting and power, sheds and garages", specifically 5.7.2 "Fixed cables".

 

[Stroppy]

Night night hula hoops?????. How mad is that? Most people have a cup of tea or a sandwich or a hot chocolate for night nights. Hula Hoops, Seriously????

Yes, I'm a greedy little so-and-so and can't resist crisps when I know they are in the cupboard, and end up stuffing my face on them. Mummy would go mental if she knew. Anyway they were only a one-off tonight - I usually have a night-night gin and bitter lemon (50/50). Hmm, may as well have one of those as well.

 

[Kate]

...and no-one laughs because they can't understand what you say.

All my sentences come out as English, which everyone takes the piddle out of because they all seem to have Tourettes: "I'm going to the effin' wholesalers for some effin' cable and back-effin'-boxes and effin' screws, and some effin' free effin' coffee, innit." How tiresome...

Everyone laughs! I cant even buy stamps anymore, have to get some one to do it for me! First time i bought stamps it took me two agonizing minutes to actually say stamps! was the last time i tried too. I wouldnt swear to a wholesaler

 

[ackbarthestar]

@Kate, you're good fun .... keep away from the Hula hoops and try Horlicks .....

 

[Kate]

Yes, I'm a greedy little so-and-so and can't resist crisps when I know they are in the cupboard, and end up stuffing my face on them. Mummy would go mental if she knew. Anyway they were only a one-off tonight - I usually have a night-night gin and bitter lemon (50/50). Hmm, may as well have one of those as well.

Do you shop at asda?? hula hoops are on special offer! i never usually get hula hoops but the offer was too good.

 

[Kate]

@Kate, you're good fun .... keep away from the Hula hoops and try Horlicks .....

aww thank you! yea some people like having me around just because im guaranteed to make a --- of myself! good job im used to people laughing at me! i think i have a tendancy to take over a thread though....sorry!

 

[Stroppy]

Not Asda, we don't have that here in Guernsey. The H-H multi-packs were two-for-one in the Co-op, so I felt duty-bound to buy some.

Kate: have you seen "The Kings Speech"? There are people who can help, you know!

 

[trev]

...and no-one laughs because they can't understand what you say.

All my sentences come out as English, which everyone takes the piddle out of because they all seem to have Tourettes: "I'm going to the effin' wholesalers for some effin' cable and back-effin'-boxes and effin' screws, and some effin' free effin' coffee, innit." How tiresome...

When ever me and Mrs Trev go away for a gig, because no one knows us there I always ask if I can fake tourettes just to see how far I can go before someone objects. She;s never allowed me to thus far

 

[Stroppy]

Hahah, what a misery, she should join in and both have a laugh. I have to admit sometimes when I'm away I put on silly foreign accents, like Swedish or German.