Got called out one new years eve many years ago - the customer said that her kids were getting shocks when climbing into the bath.
Checked the cast iron bath to earth and their was no voltage present.
I noticed that the carpet was very wet so put my volt meter probes between the bath and the carpet and found that there was about 75 volts.
I moved my probe across the carpet and the voltage started to increase as I got closer to the toilet.
Put my probe directly on one of the screws that held down the toilet, and bingo I got 240V.
Turned off the power, removed the screw, powered back up and the voltage had disappeared.
Floorboards came up next and I found that the screw which was about 6" long had gone straight through the cooker cable which was running through a hole in the joist below. Bloody plumbers !
By the time I got back home new years eve was almost over and I was the only one who was sober !