Thank you orange shed

[geordie]

I can across this lovely display today in one one the orange sheds.Shame there was not the same sort of display in plumbing so I could replace my gas boiler

 

[GLENNSPARK]

paul told me phil did them last month...!!

LOL.....well thet wernt good i can assure you...honestly...i dont know how they do it.....its like you can see the effort that went into doing em badly.....

 

[GT1]

haha. Just got in from an inspection on a house, pre-exchange of contracts, that the mortgage lender has insisted on..!!

seller quoted "recent rewire" in the adverts.
Conveyancer said "where's the paperwork".
Ooops.

 

[Octopus]

haha. Just got in from an inspection on a house, pre-exchange of contracts, that the mortgage lender has insisted on..!!

seller quoted "recent rewire" in the adverts.
Conveyancer said "where's the paperwork".
Ooops.

What did you find?

 

[DurhamSparky]

home owner passing over a roll of 20 quid notes and shaking!!

 

[trev]

id do my own,3000 posts,never noticed that:aureola:i never knew i could talk that much ****:1eye:

Of course you can talk a lot, you're a Shields lad

 

[DurhamSparky]

shields...!! hmmmmm

 

[trev]

shields...!! hmmmmm

Yes Shields, as in Sooth Shields!
Gan canny or ye might get ya lugs waamed

 

[DurhamSparky]

sooth shields....!!!

city of sunderlands outsourced gangland!!................ i have been know to drink with one of the shifts at millbank nick...!! our lass used to patrol biddick hall and fossway!!

 

[trev]

I have a couple of mates working out of shields nick too mate. Is your good lady a member of the constabulary?
It's more like Sunderland is the outsource area for a lot of bad lads who used to kick around Shields

 

[DurhamSparky]

used to be!! jumped ship to a better career (more cash)

are the coppers you know 24/7 or local beat officers...?? our lass was on the neighbour hood team..!

 

[trev]

Glen Ross was beat manager for Chichester
Dave Ball was CID As is John Thomas (I kid you not I promise that's his real name)
Jerry Graham also went to CID
Helen O'Halloran was on the beat somewhere
Chris Warriner was also on the Chichester team
The list could go on but you'd get bored mate. Chances are you'll know at least one of them and have drank in the Steamboat

 

[DurhamSparky]

Glen Ross...!! i know him personally!! good bloke just retired last year and hates it...!!

he and his wife are swinger did you know lol....!

hes coming to my wedding in april

 

[trev]

No Durham I didn't know that and I think that comes under the heading of too much info
My brother was a traffic cop for years and taught Glen to drive

 

[DurhamSparky]

lol....!!

 

[Mark_Burgess]

hes coming to my wedding in april

What day for you?
Mine is 4 weeks today and I have not got round to getting a suit yet, I got moaned at today about it!