Things an Electrician would never say

[accordfire]

Yes, Madam.

Of course we provide an unconditional guarantee - we'll come out free even if your kid does wedge his chewing gum in your sockets......

 

[Wiredspark]

You'd be better off with gas mate.

 

[Kamikaze]

Use the force madam, and if that does not work. Switch it off and then back on again.

 

[Gravid]

Yes Mr Painter & Decorator I've got all day to listen to your life story and the fact you've rewired your own home really impresses me. Your _kin amazing, of course I'll pop round this weekend and sign it all off for you.....

 

[Kamikaze]

Good news, I've fitted the hadron particle collider and a million double A batteries. Now what did I do with all that Uranium 238 and those deuterons. ....LMAO

 

[sparky1502]

yes mate u sure can use a piece of copper pipe instead of a fuse wire...

 

[pennywise]

There will be absolutely no damage to the decor, guaranteed madam

 

[Mr Mark Sparks]

i belive you madam/sir i know all the reds were in one terminal and all the blacks in the other you havnt touched it

 

[Kamikaze]

I have a full array of electrical and computer skills. Look at the way I've Photoshopped your face into this highly unusual threesome.

 

[Kamikaze]

Look at this inkblot of two lesbians doing it and tell me what you see.

 

[Kamikaze]

Ok, lets try electrical word association. I'll say a word and you say the first thing that comes into your breasts.

 

[accordfire]

Yes, madam, you look enormous in that dress.......my invoice???

 

[Kamikaze]

Oh my God! Oh my God! First dancing with sparks and now she's an electrician, get me into her.

 

[Paul.M]

When it comes down to certificates sir, I will never be influenced by the customer. Oh, is that a fifty pound note on top of my tool box..... PASS

 

[Bury electrics]

No, not at all, we love moving furniture, all part of the service.....and yes we always take rubbish to the tip as we are "passing"



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Manchester Builders and Electricians