Things an Electrician would never say

[Paul.M]

to above post!! i been caught out with that when i was 18!

What? Was she called Amy aswell?

(close to being caught by that when I was 18 to. Can't remember her name) Remember lads, safe isolation of the circuit you are about to service all always check previous certs, like a driving licence

 

[DurhamSparky]

no she was a "Jaimie"...! apparently it was her b*day and i naturally assumed she was ERM turning 16! seen as her parents had left her sister aged 18 in charge when they went away and there was plenty of booze!

she said somit about been 15 etc and i though cool its your birthday at midnight and that makes you 16! actually she was like 15 at midnight...!

 

[Wiredspark]

Can you tell me where I'll find something healthy for lunch?

 

[KWCFC]

I'm a vegetarian.

 

[bugsy]

I can't accept payment in kind for the invoice luv, but the tip !!

 

[Phil]

does my bum look big in these snickers

 

[pennywise]

what you want power too! thats additional works

 

[Phil]

ill sort the sockets out live so you can watch jeremy kyle no probs

 

[Phil]

i hope the plasterer looses my cables in the ceiling again today

 

[Wiredspark]

It's just like a square battery mate, stick the brown and the blue on your tongue.

 

[pauljpickering8]

Bagsy chisseling the boxes out on this 3 story re-wire!!

 

[accordfire]

Nah - S'ok plumber - I'll buy the coffee again. I earn more than you.

 

[Burnt Fingers]

No using a red single for earth is fine. Thank you, Lithuanian handyman.

 

[twodds]

brown or blue? god i hate being colour blind

 

[Phil]

i love that readers digest how to electrics book. its better than the on site guide.