Things an Electrician would never say

[sparkswillfly]

you can tell if im lying my lips move

 

[ian.settle1]

Of cause Madam I can screw the socket to the wall and not run any cables to it thus not damaging your beautiful new decor, it will work off all the free electrons floating around in the air.

 

[accordfire]

Absolutely not madam, you misunderstand my comments about the quality of this work. The "electrician" who did this is a legend in our industry and we all look up to him. One day we'll all work like this.

 

[manda]

Of course I'll assemble your flatpack wardrobe before I leave, all part of the service!!!

 

[ian.settle1]

Absolutely not madam, you misunderstand my comments about the quality of this work. The "electrician" who did this is a legend in our industry and we all look up to him. One day we'll all work like this.

To which you get on your horse and shout "Hi Ho Silver Away"

 

[Kamikaze]

Well, that electrical test was conclusive - Cats only have one life!

 

[Adam W]

"Best to get all the decorating done before I do the rewire."

 

[Wiredspark]

Thats your light bulb changed mrs and no thats not my phone number thats the invoice value

 

[Kamikaze]

In the event of a flash and a bang, apparently. YOUR MY AIRBAG.

 

[Kamikaze]

I hope you are not allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table

 

[malcolmsanford]

Sorry love but I have to fill the certificate in pencil they don't let us use sharp pens in the home

By way new to the forum ...............found it while slagging someone off I'm looking forward to chatting with you guys bye for now

Ban .. .....

 

[Kamikaze]

Let's put it this way, when you switch it on, you will need a magnetic deflector shield and a harry potter invisibilty cloak.

 

[accordfire]

I've got every circuit working, except the one with the kettle on.....

 

[Kamikaze]

Amy is 16. Or at least she says she was. How much trouble am I in?

 

[DurhamSparky]

to above post!! i been caught out with that when i was 18!