Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

There is always more current in a socket. But good luck finding it now that I've cut the wire out.

 

[Paul.M]

Come back kamikaze all is forgiven. Just thought I'd bring this thread back to life just to wind up millwallken . Sorry Ken.

 

[scotsparky]

Millwallken's the Happiest easiest going laid back spark you will ever meet!

 

[Electricalserv]

Yes, I accidently made all your electrics go off and I don't know what the hell I'm doing. But Il pretend I do.

 

[millwall ken]

Come back kamikaze all is forgiven. Just thought I'd bring this thread back to life just to wind up millwallken . Sorry Ken.

Thats alright mate, even talking/arguing with alarm man is a distraction for me from my eldest girl at the moment. She's being nothing but a pain in the butt. Constant back chat and non-stop complaints from neighbours - most of whom have seen her grow up from a baby. Any trouble round my way and its guaranteed that she's involved somehow. We're certain that she's not being bullied in school or is taking drugs, as shes' still doing really well in school. However, she will argue over anything and everything. Guess its just them horrible teenage years.

 

[millwall ken]

Millwallken's the Happiest easiest going laid back spark you will ever meet!

I am as it goes mate, I just call it how I see it.

 

[alarm man]

Thats alright mate, even talking/arguing with alarm man is a distraction for me from my eldest girl at the moment. She's being nothing but a pain in the butt. Constant back chat and non-stop complaints from neighbours - most of whom have seen her grow up from a baby. Any trouble round my way and its guaranteed that she's involved somehow. We're certain that she's not being bullied in school or is taking drugs, as shes' still doing really well in school. However, she will argue over anything and everything. Guess its just them horrible teenage years.

they all do that ken,my eldest was a little whatsit at times,just a phase man..now just studies and does as she's told..

ps.that avatar isnt good like..unless you like skrewdriver..

 

[millwall ken]

they all do that ken,my eldest was a little whatsit at times,just a phase man..now just studies and does as she's told..

ps.that avatar isnt good like..unless you like skrewdriver..

Ha ha, I came across it the other day. I was gonna pm you this morning to check out my new profile picture!!! Skrewdriver? No ta.

 

[alarm man]

Ha ha, I came across it the other day. I was gonna pm you this morning to check out my new profile picture!!! Skrewdriver? No ta.

its still wrong ken,i didnt put you down as that sort of guy,paints the wrong picture of you tbh i know your not like that,its nowt to to with communism either..

 

[millwall ken]

its still wrong ken,i didnt put you down as that sort of guy,paints the wrong picture of you tbh i know your not like that,its nowt to to with communism either..

No you're right mate, not if its associated with skrewdriver fella.

 

[lmdawson]

yes I agree all the red wires and all the black wires must of been together like that before, I wonder why it isnt working anymore???

 

[Kamikaze]

Come back kamikaze all is forgiven. Just thought I'd bring this thread back to life just to wind up millwallken . Sorry Ken.

Just to keep it going....lol :tounge_smile:
You know you are an electrical jedi master when, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully connecting up a one way switch is 3,720 to 1.

 

[Mr.Si]

I love it when concrete blocks are full of flint and I don't have a wall chaser...

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[simpson93]

i love paying for parking in london.

 

[Paul.M]

i love paying for parking in london.

I also love the "2 hours max and no return within 1 hour". Aaaarrrrhhhh