Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

After spending quite some time studying electricity at one of the world's finest engineering schools, it is satisfying to see that I can now only work by pointing and making monkey noises.

 

[telectrix]

kamikazi, you after a banana then?

 

[SMB]

.......I like my job and im not surrounded by idiots. The support im receiving is great. Thankyou.

 

[SMB]

........"Yes Mrs. Miggins, if it has a wire coming out of it then I can repair it"

 

[telectrix]

SMB , you don't so much need support as confidence in your own abilities. you know you can do it, know you can rise above them, stick it out till proven right, then you may get the support from higher up.

 

[Kamikaze]

kamikazi, you after a banana then?

The gaffers have offered to pay me in bananas but I kindly declined….lol

 

[telectrix]

i hate bananas anyway. when i was a bratt, rationing was finishing and we had bananas in the local greengrocers.my mother gave me one, never seen one before. as she was gossiping with other kitchen drones i ate it, skin and all, made me sick as a dog.

 

[millwall ken]

Please Please Please can someone take a shotgun to this post now!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

Ken, this thread isn't over until the last electrician falls asleep....lol

 

[Kamikaze]

By God and my conscience, I paid so little attention, for my mind was so busy with so many things that, for the moment, I'd almost forgotten to bring my neon screwdriver.

 

[simpson93]

i get paid too much, im going to ask for less wages this week.

 

[kevyn]

Yes I'll listen to your wind and p**h..............your paying for it after all

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes madam, go down to your vault and tell the rest of your money to be patient, we'll be together soon.

 

[Kamikaze]

Most excellent Madam. Uh, one thought. Maybe it should be bang, bang, then kaboom. You know, sort of a grand opening finale, when we switch the lights on.

 

[deafboy]

yeah sure i will happilly come out and tell you whats wrong with it for nothing?