Things an Electrician would never say

[redstss]

Iused to be a plumber , i need to isolate the supply , wheres the stop cock madam

 

[BlueToBits]

"Well, shall we see who can get there first? I will drop everything, reschedule all my appointments and drive 120 miles to replace this vitally important blown lamp and arrive on the doorstep at 5.00pm with with a set of ladders and a spare bulb, you put your hand in your pocket and arrive with a cheque for what you owe me. If you get there first, I'll change the lamp for free."

 

[Kamikaze]

Do me a favour, just hold those two crocodile clips for me while I have a look at what’s wrong with this button. :devilish:

 

[Kamikaze]

The length of a minute depends on what colour wire your holding. :wink5:

 

[shanky887614]

ok hold these two wires, i need to null the leads of my tester

for best results you attach one to each ear

 

[Marvo]

Not for me thank you, I'm allergic to biscuits and I don't like the taste of tea or coffee.

 

[shanky887614]

Not for me thank you, I'm allergic to biscuits and I don't like the taste of tea or coffee.

client: would you like a coffee
sparky: (that plant looks a little dry) yes please, no sugar

 

[stott]

I didn’t know you could fit so much crap under a staircase or in a loft shall I move it or f*** off home

 

[electromonkey]

Customer: So, how long have you been an electrician?
Electrician: Me? No, I'm a plasterer, I just like to have a go at electrics every now and then.

Try it with your customers. Some of the faces you see are classics.

 

[seprim]

Test your kettle ? Yes sure - I love PAT testing . . . . .

 

[telectrix]

Test your kettle ? Yes sure - I love PAT testing . . . . .

plug in, switch on. RCD holds in, water gets hot.... PASSED.

 

[Paul.M]

plug in, switch on. RCD holds in, water gets hot.... PASSED.

Tel you forgot the temperature taste test. Mines white with 2 sugars please luv.

 

[telectrix]

i like my coffe like my women, strong and sweet.

 

[shanky887614]

i like my coffe like my women, strong and sweet.

ill have two of what your having

electrician: yout cooker is installed just need to test it, ill be finished in 30mins
narator:30mins later
customer: whats that smell
electrician: pizza my lunch is ready

 

[slpotts]

of course mrs i'll have to do your rewire before your central heating is fitted so that i can lift the floorboards & leave them loose ready for the plumber... ;-)