Things an Electrician would never say

[Mr Mike]

So, run that lot by me again...... you haven't done anything at all to the installation except,.

 

[tomski]

Thye've used the gas pipe as the main earth fr the whole house? Yeah that's fine i'll pass it then you dont ahve to spend 160 for a pme terminla to be fitted

 

[Kiers1970]

your friend says he can wire and plumb in your brand new shower from that consumer unit for a ton, of course I can beat that price, he's pulling your pants down isnt he?!

 

[tomski]

Yes you're right it is only 3 wires, so what are the other 12 behind this 4 gang switch for then???

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes you're right it is only 3 wires, so what are the other 12 behind this 4 gang switch for then???

Spares. :biggrin:

 

[Kamikaze]

I like you my apprentice, you remind me of when I was young and stupid.

 

[Kamikaze]

The electrons tell me I'm crazy, but the eddy currents tell me I'm not. I just don't know which ones to believe. :biggrin:

 

[gazz1]

advertised for a electrician in three thase and got back a cv with his experience he had level 1and2 in catering no good for the electrical side but thought at least he could make our sandwiches lol just cant get the staff ahh

 

[Kiers1970]

It's ok, I'll find this earth leakage fault with this clamp on Ammeter.

 

[Kamikaze]

Oops, I wonder if the coast is clear?

 

[Kiers1970]

I'm a Northerner, so I'll support Liverpool in this FA cup final.

 

[Top Cat]

Of course i can fit you those extra sockets without trunking or getting up your brand new carpet. I used to be a surgeon specialising in keyhole surgery!

 

[Kiers1970]

I can't wait to lift that nailed and glued chipboard floor, of course it will come up in one piece and go back down perfectly.

 

[scotsguy]

I'm sure he said " Red to red, black to black" Blue to F***

 

[JD6400]

I wish the plumber was still on this job , i have found a wiring fault and could do with his pearls of wisdom !