Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

I used to have great customer focus, but customers have ruined that for me.:biggrin:

 

[RexT]

Hi Guys,

How about:- 'Look Lady the more questions you ask me about electrics and why your light doesn't now work or why there is a little bit of smoke from fuse box, the more the invoices are going to be'

Best wishes,

Rex

 

[Kamikaze]

Due to the downturn in the economy, I’m forced to sell my old collection of IET wiring regulations memorabilia, so that I can continue paying for my --- subscription. If your interested, please call 01582 *******. If Emma picks up, ask for Torchy the battery boy.



And I swear to god, I would wet my pants if anybody actually did it. :jester:

 

[Kamikaze]

During the day shift I don’t believe in ghosts. On the night shift I’m a little more open minded.:joker:

 

[Kamikaze]

To find my wires in the stud walls, I’ve never had to use the five point palm exploding heart technique that Pai Mei taught me, but for you my dopey plastering friend, I will make an exception.

 

[R G]

Customer asks what are your pastimes and hobbies ..

I go on this Electricians forum in my spare time and discuss things with other people because I don't have a life .....LOl....

 

[Kamikaze]

Customer asks what are your pastimes and hobbies ..

I go on this Electricians forum in my spare time and discuss things with other people because I don't have a life .....LOl....

One day this thread will be reclassified as a documentary….lol.

 

[bigbaddave]

I love plasterer's me

 

[tigerpaul]

I wish it was my job to fix that blocked urinal trap, and not the plumbers...

 

[tigerpaul]

I love giving part of my wages to bloodsucking agencies..

 

[tigerpaul]

Help your self to all my tools and equipment.. I've spent the last twenty odd years building it up so that we can ALL benefit and then you can chuck all your wages down the bog or up your nose..

 

[tigerpaul]

No of course I don't mind doing office paperwork at home in my own time.

 

[Kamikaze]

I don’t have time to explain my young apprentice. Get in the van QUICK!

 

[Darkwood]

I used to be a plumber :nonod:

 

[Paul.M]

I don’t have time to explain my young apprentice. Get in the van QUICK!

I bet that is not the first time you have said that Kam

 

[R G]

Speaking to trainee ,

No don't stop using your mobile phone on my account , and by the way you don't want to get those trainers dirty do you ...

 

[Paul.M]

So you want to pay me by monthly installments for the rewire. Sorry luv, this isn't cash converters.



(btw this must be one of the oldest running threads, almost 5 years old! I'll buy it a birthday card in September!!! keep it going lads, love all of these)

 

[Kamikaze]

I bet that is not the first time you have said that Kam

It should be the mantra for all electricians...lol.

 

[Kamikaze]

As far as I'm concerned the moron who suggested I should climb down from the trees has a lot to answer for.

 

[Paul.M]

It should be the mantra for all electricians...lol.

or "Free fire extinguisher with every CU change".

 

[Kamikaze]

or "Free fire extinguisher with every CU change".

Where I come from, we call them “Fire starters”.

 

[Kamikaze]

PAT testing is for failed sparks! (Tin had on….lol)

 

[Paul.M]

Customer "So, you fully know what you are doing then?"

reply "You know that saying 'Learn from your mistakes'... well after 10 years, 3 house fires, 2 deaths and 1 court order, we class ourselves as experts in our field."


actually said this to an annoying customer once, it did not go down well... whoops :rofl:

 

[Kamikaze]

Hmmm…yes…well…I know your vacuum suction machine is working backwards but for my feeble excuse you would have to look up “The Heineken Uncertainty Principle”

 

[Kamikaze]

Ohhh… Miss Clancy, "Who are you?" to "I love you!" in 3 seconds.:flowers:

　
　



　
Now going into hiding…pml