Things an Electrician would never say

[Top Cat]

I love cheap accessories they feel so right when i put them in.

 

[MarkieSparkie]

Yes madam I'm fully aware that your electricity is cheaper at night on economy 7. My call-out and labour charges for night time emergencies will therefore be cheaper because you have employed my services at an off-peak time.

 

[telectrix]

I love cheap accessories they feel so right when i put them in.

handbag and stilettos?

 

[DurhamSparky]

A bit of electrical tape over the mouth always turns a NO NO NO in to a HMMM HMMM HMMM after a night out...!

 

[telectrix]

hmm. iv'e never been to bed with an ugly woman. woke up next to a few though. :teeth_smile:

 

[DurhamSparky]

i never stay the night so cant comment!!

 

[Guitarist]

i never stay the night so cant comment!!

You cad, you...

 

[DurhamSparky]

worst feeling in the world when you wake up ready to go and you look at her and think OH GOD....!!

so while still drunk get a taxi and go home so when you wake up in morning you can go!! THANK GOD...!! and get the internet loaded up

 

[Djlelectrical]

Im not coming to change a fuse love.. Just stick a screw in its place... Works a treat pet..

 

[Paul.M]

Of course I know what I'm doing luv, I've read all the B&Q how to do it leaflets.







Still can't believe this thread is still going. Just as our lass says, keep it up lads.

 

[simpson93]

this job is easy..........

 

[Guitarist]

I've done it hundreds of times... won't take long....

 

[DHE]

Wow Mr. Plumber, you really fully understood this whole inexpensive, complicated, swedish heating system when you sold it to the customer. Now you can just simply expain how it works to me. That makes my job a whole lot easier...

 

[DHE]

Oh your standard BC ceiling rose keeps blowing your £0.20p 60watt bulbs. You think its the wiring in your brand new house thats doing it? Yeah your probably right...

 

[Ferozkhan]

Why don't you check all the work for a month and pay me the cash ! lolzz