Things an Electrician would never say

[simpson93]

tea coffee?, nahh thank you
cold drink maybe coke-fanta?, no thanks love
bancon sausage sandwitch? , I SAID NO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

 

[nickblake]

I want to be a plumber

 

[Guitarist]

I want to be a plumber

Judging by how busy they are around my neck of the woods, I think that would qualify under "Things an electrician feels like saying"

 

[Kamikaze]

Hi there baby, wanna come back to my room and see my Megger MFT1700.

 

[Guitarist]

Hi there baby, wanna come back to my room and see my Megger MFT1700.

Customer : Only if you have the 1730....

 

[Kamikaze]

I'm no spark but I know an electrician when I see one.

 

[Top Cat]

I love fiberglass!

 

[Kamikaze]

I would explain it all to the wannabes, DIYers and chancers but I'm all out of puppets and crayons.

 

[Guitarist]

This installation is fantastic.... There is nothing I can do to improve it.

 

[i=p/u]

know probs il do it for free

 

[Top Cat]

Your 17 year old daughter is having a shower at the moment, no problem i wont look while i repair the extractor fan!

 

[telectrix]

you old paedocat! LOL.

 

[Kamikaze]

I can wire anything you want if you draw a picture of it on the back of a big enough check.

 

[gutterball]

£900 to rewire your house? sure i can match that.
i quoted £2000 for a 3 bed bungalow and was told i was told i was trying it on.

 

[Guitarist]

£900 to rewire your house? sure i can match that.
i quoted £2000 for a 3 bed bungalow and was told i was told i was trying it on.

Well, you can get a kit from *bay for £200 and surely fitting few wires doesn't take that long