Things an Electrician would never say

[Elmer BeFuddled]

test it with your tongue, like a 9v battery !

RSPCA will have me for this but my dog saw me doing that, so he wanted a taste. The battery he licked was a good un!

 

[Kiers1970]

of course I trust tradesmen with Ryobi/Black and Decker/Green Bosch tools, come and work for me.

 

[MarkieSparkie]

of course I trust tradesmen with Ryobi/Black and Decker/Green Bosch tools, come and work for me.

We had a gay customer who insisted that because he was spending pink pounds all tradesmen had use the Makita pink range of power tools, the contract was substantial so the guvnor bought complete new kits for everybody and charged them to the client.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Yes Harness69 ... of course I'll e-mail you pictures of me meat & two veg.

 

[tidyboiler]

Yes Harness69 ... of course I'll e-mail you pictures of me meat & two veg.

Shall I send him my copies? :drool5:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Shall I send him my copies? :drool5:

Ye'd berra not pet !!!! :32:

 

[ian.settle1]

Ye'd berra not pet !!!! :32:

Who's a jealous boy then

 

[tidyboiler]

Who's a jealous boy then

Naaaaa, he's not really jealous just wary of me and my warped humour!!! :devil2:

 

[Kamikaze]

No... there's nothing wrong with your lights, fluorescents always hum when they can't remember the words.

 

[brycenesbitt]

"Yes [FONT=arial, sans-serif]ma'am, I do a spot 'o plumbing on the side, no worries"[/FONT]

 

[Hawk]

Just off for my tea break, the fire brigade should be finished when I come back!

 

[Kiers1970]

Do this rewire on day work? Off course it will take the same amount of time as if on price.

 

[macdee]

won't take you long its only a five minute job

 

[SafetyFirst]

Plumbers are top dogs, they deserve to be higher paid than us raggy arsed cable pullers!

 

[joe-sims]

meh is not smoking that much ....