Things an Electrician would never say

[Silly Sausage]

I'm very happy with this new NICEIC/Elecsa Electrical Safety Register.
It seems like a very good idea and working very well.
Well done guys!!!!

 

[MDJ]

I am just about to change an existing consumer unit, at the moment there is 4x 2.5mm2 cables in a 30 amp rewireable fuse, can I just whack them into a 32 amp MCB, obviously they can handle 32 amps as a 30 amp rewireable is harder to blow???? oh and can I connect an outside light onto the cooker circuit breaker> as it can only draw around 2 amps at 500 watts can't it



LOL

 

[bigbaddave]

Excuse me love you got SIRI on that mobile phone of yours? Then ask it the following

1) What do I do in the event ive made a pigs ear of this job?
A) Siri doesnt understand

2) Ask it if it can recommend a sparky in this area as i am too hungover after the Christmas party

 

[Kamikaze]

This regs book is such a good read, I just can't put it down.

 

[Andy78]

So Mr builder, I'll be back when it's time to second fix. In the meantime can you tell your plasterer to make sure he fills all my back boxes up as there is nothing I enjoy more than trying to dig my cables out again.

 

[shanky887614]

So Mr builder, I'll be back when it's time to second fix. In the meantime can you tell your plasterer to make sure he fills all my back boxes up as there is nothing I enjoy more than trying to dig my cables out again.

good job plastering mate. hmm now where did i put my backboxes,hmm nice job mate you have double boarded it as well

 

[HappyHippyDad]

Really madam, dont worry. I'm quite capable of fixing that, I have studied for well over 4 weeks.

(Got to laugh at yourself haven't you:smiley2

 

[MDJ]

I wish I was a builder like you, your skills far outweigh mine.

 

[Paul.M]

Cant believe this thread has had 45,000 views!!! I only did it for a laugh and its turned into a monster.


"Whilst your here could you look at our fiber optic xmas tree?"

"Can you put your hand in your pocket and pay me more than a new fake tree is worth? Thought not!"

 

[Geordie Spark]

Cant believe this thread has had 45,000 views!!! I only did it for a laugh and its turned into a monster.


"Whilst your here could you look at our fiber optic xmas tree?"

"Can you put your hand in your pocket and pay me more than a new fake tree is worth? Thought not!"

A bit like Part Pee and the scammers, leeches and fraudsters that have sprung up around it.

 

[Paul.M]

A bit like Part Pee and the scammers, leeches and fraudsters that have sprung up around it.

"I cant wait for all these new part p rules to start in April! What a great idea."

 

[Geordie Spark]

"I cant wait for all these new part p rules to start in April! What a great idea."

I can recommend a good trick cyclist to you.

 

[Kamikaze]

I just electrocuted a customer by accident. Um....wait...I'm lying, he was already dead when I found him.

 

[Kamikaze]

Cant believe this thread has had 45,000 views!!! I only did it for a laugh and its turned into a monster.

If this thread was moved into the main general electrical forum where it would receive more views, it would turn into an internet legend. And just to keep it going...lol

I can’t work out this neon screwdriver, I think it’s time to send in the clowns.

 

[SYKRAPS]

I will do the chopping in whilst the apprentice nips to the wholesalers