Things an Electrician would never say

[pyrosym]

No don't worry the meter is optional

 

[markc123]

To those annoying builders, gasmen, clients, diy'ers.....who think they know more about electrics than the actual electrician & don't listern / don't believe a word you say.

Language Removed
We've all wanted to say it.

 

[telectrix]

mark, you missed out plumbers.

 

[markc123]

mark, you missed out plumbers.

Ohh yeah, woops - my bad.

I just presumed plumber's were fully qualified and certified sparks now-a-days anyway...

 

[telectrix]

fullyt certified plonkers , more like.

 

[Jamie-E]

Can you pass me that pint of water please?

 

[pyrosym]

Ryobi make really good quality light drills

 

[Guest111]

What do you mean £500 for a new mft whats wrong with my neon screwdriver and martindale!

 

[Kamikaze]

I don't want to get technical or anything boss, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution. :8:

 

[telectrix]

i really do not have asnything to do tonight apart from cleaning all the plaster out of my tote bag and the sawdust out of my screw organiser.

 

[Bobster]

How do you wire an extractor fan.

 

[telectrix]

if it blows instead of sucks, either you've got the polarity wrong or you haven't trained her properly.

 

[lodmoorhill]

Of course my guarantee will cover the reliability of all these crap fittings you bought off e-bay. If any of them fail simply phone me, preferably in the middle of the night.

 

[markc123]

You're lights are tripping?

call the plumber

 

[MDJ]

if it blows instead of sucks, either you've got the polarity wrong or you haven't trained her properly.

hahaha