Things an Electrician would never say

[Paul.M]

Almost 70'000 views from a moment of madness years ago?????? Not a bad thread thread rally?

 

[R G]

That young lad at Wickes was very helpful ,he even gave me a how to leaflet...

 

[R G]

Whilst working in the 21 year old daughters bedroom , customer asks from the landing if you would like a cup of tea ,,Spark says ,,,In a few minuets love , Im just screwing this to the wall,,,,

 

[Pete999]

"Cup of tea Madam, no thanks Ive not had my Hep B shot yet"

 

[Kamikaze]

I only post on here because I love Paul M

No love is greater than that of a father for his son my son.:wink_smile:

Because Kamikaze doe all of his rewires via the DIY forums!

I love the “Dangerously Incompetent Yobs” motto of a creative solution is always better than an expensive one. You got to admire their bravery. Now….on which nipple do the red and black wires from the megger go on? Don’t want to get the polarity wrong. Just asking for a friend.:winkiss:

 

[Kamikaze]

I thought my ------ addiction was the hardest time of my life until I ran a ---- souvenir shop in Blackpool.

 

[Paul.M]

No love is greater than that of a father for his son my son.:wink_smile:

Thank you father, you have shown me so much upon this delightful forum over the years and this I thank you for. Your knowledge and understanding of the forum world is second to none. I bow my head whilst walking in your shadow.



I love the “Dangerously Incompetent Yobs” motto of a creative solution is always better than an expensive one. You got to admire their bravery. Now….on which nipple do the red and black wires from the megger go on? Don’t want to get the polarity wrong. Just asking for a friend.:winkiss:

To the customer:- "Look luv, whatever Kamikaze has quoted you, I'll do it cheaper just to wind him up!"



@Kam.... Think its 1-0 to me mate? I'll change your signature so it does not say "I only post on here because I love Paul M" lol :rofl:

I know you will get your own back and look forward to it

 

[Paul.M]

"I only post on here because I love Electricity"

Is that better for you Kam? I dont wont to look like I'm batting for the other side, kind of thing.

 

[Kamikaze]

I dont wont to look like I'm batting for the other side, kind of thing.

Everyone has their burdens. It's how you carry them that counts. They say a problem shared is a problem halved. Feel free to talk to us about your nymphomania anytime you like. We are here to "Like" it! :wink_smile:

 

[R G]

Lady asks if you advertise ,,,

Yes love Im always on the telly , Mat Allbright is most impressed with my work ,,,

 

[Paul.M]

Everyone has their burdens. It's how you carry them that counts. They say a problem shared is a problem halved. Feel free to talk to us about your nymphomania anytime you like. We are here to "Like" it! :wink_smile:

Mr. Kaze, lets play forum Chess. My turn next mate......

The Kamikaze, literally: "Spirit wind"; common translation: "Divine wind"....... So basically full of wind lol

2-2 so far Kam? Your move.

 

[Kamikaze]

Mr. Kaze, lets play forum Chess.

Only if you promise not to bash my bishop mate.

The Kamikaze, literally: "Spirit wind"; common translation: "Divine wind"....... So basically full of wind lol

It’s all down to the high fibre diet I’m on. :biggrin:

 

[Paul.M]

"Things an Electrician would never say".....

I would never have an avatar picture like that?

 

[Kamikaze]

Lol…I’m keeping that one!:drool5:

 

[Kamikaze]

Oh my god, the gaffer just caught me one handed dreaming about the girl next door!