Things an Electrician would never say

[telectrix]

i'm a plumber really but i done this 5week part p course so now i'm a fully qualified spark.

 

[Kamikaze]

Just treated myself to one of those Apple Gayphones. Look, it’s got an app that can visualize the insulation tape over your mouth madam.

 

[specs]

i'm a plumber really but i done this 5week part p course so now i'm a fully qualified spark.

mine only took me 5 days, they thru me out after that. said i should never be allowed near a battery operated torch, so I took that advice and only work on stuff that can kill people

 

[MDJ]

i'm a plumber really but i done this 5week part p course so now i'm a fully qualified spark.

Ah a Plumbtrician, We have them down here in Glos

 

[danzor]

I met 2 in 1 day! Once I saw a bit of their work I know what they really are

Yehaaa

 

[specs]

Know what you mean, I just hate it when they forget to put the floorboards back

 

[overskilled]

Danzor: When were you in my house???
Thats what my underfloor looked like when I moved in, central heating installers couldn't seem to grasp what the issue was....70mm check for 1 22mm pipe...looks like a chimp was given speed and let loose with a chisel....oh wait they might have done a better job.....

 

[overskilled]

There is a guy locally who has "plumbing, central heating, electrical work" on the side of his van.....avoid like plague....

Back on topic
"yes of course I can connect that switch without cutting any chases or laying any cable, electricity is magic, we just put those cables there for show, now just wait while i sacrifice this rabbit and turn backwards 3 times while chanting"

 

[overskilled]

Why would I need to test this, its only 70- years old...

 

[overskilled]

more never to be said things

Oh yes BS7671 is totally clear and without any grey areas....

Of course you can extend the ring in 1mm2

nah insulating tape is just as good as those enclosures....

 

[Kamikaze]

It may look like I've been a dipstick by putting the pots on the pyros before the glands went on but I always like to set aside a couple of hours a day to humiliate myself in public.

 

[Thefailsafe2012]

It may look like I've been a dipstick by putting the pots on the pyros before the glands when on but I always like to set aside a couple of hours a day to humiliate myself in public.

Love it!

:rofl:

 

[dingledong]

yes i can see you have had a problem with the other spark and he's done you money wise .
so i will come over and sort it for you and of course no charge

 

[LeeH]

It may look like I've been a dipstick by putting the pots on the pyros before the glands went on but I always like to set aside a couple of hours a day to humiliate myself in public.

LOL, that brings back memories when doing the practical workshops at college 630-830 PM. I hated the late finish and the pyro!

 

[Kamikaze]

I know your German electrician accidentally connected the gas pipe to your shower but you have to remember that old habits die hard.