Things an Electrician would never say

[telectrix]

pure class.

 

[telectrix]

bet some of the younger ones won't see the point.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Totally bad taste, but I enjoyed watching 'Der Untergang' the other day!

 

[Kamikaze]

bet some of the younger ones won't see the point.

That’s why my 11W LED down lights are brighter than their future. :sifone:

 

[Kamikaze]

It’s strange, you stand in the middle of a pub and go “Aaaaaaagghhhh” and everyone just stares at you. But do the same thing on a job while holding onto a wire, and everyone joins in.

 

[Kamikaze]

Ohhh I see, so you thought it would be expensive to hire a professional. Wait and see now that you’ve hired an amateur! Don’t get me wrong, I like the way you have rewired your own house in bell wire. I have great respect and admiration for anyone that scratch builds their own living nightmare. See you after the fire. Bring a big check!!!

 

[jaypp]

a fan fed from shower supply? let me check the regs on that

 

[7029 dave]

Madam, you seem to have run out of toilet paper, could you pass me some in please.

 

[tidyboiler]

No I wouldn't dream of accepting a bacon sarnie with brown sauce, mug of tea with milk and two sugars..... thanks all the same..... :stuart:

 

[Kamikaze]

I love working in leisure centres! Let's face it, seeing a camel toe in leopard print tights in a gym is probably the closest any electrician will ever get to going on an African safari.:sifone:

 

[R G]

So your a Electrical Trainee wanting help , no problem I will help any you guys,,,,,,,NOT,,,,

 

[ian.settle1]

So your a Electrical Trainee wanting help , no problem I will help any you guys,,,,,,,NOT,,,,

Thats right my charges are £150 hr for consultancy to Electrical Trainee

 

[Kamikaze]

I really should be getting on with that rewire, but I don’t see that happening unless the internet goes down.

 

[Andrewr3]

<he says with muffled voice through an FFP3 mask> "its just fine Mrs Smith, you just sit just there, watch and drink your tea and I'll have this old storage heater apart in no time at all."

 

[Paul.M]

I really should be getting on with that rewire, but I don’t see that happening unless the internet goes down.

Because Kamikaze doe all of his rewires via the DIY forums!!!! (I know you will get your own back, but just for now have a look at your signature)


Paul M is one up lol :rofl: