Things an Electrician would never say

[R G]

Customer says ; Didn't the kitchen fitters make a nice job of my kitchen ,
You say; Yes those kitchen fitters are good lads they did a real nice job of drilling and screwing through my cables, never mind you will be paying anyway , nice job ....

 

[Paul.M]

Customer says ; Didn't the kitchen fitters make a nice job of my kitchen ,
You say; Yes those kitchen fitters are good lads they did a real nice job of drilling and screwing through my cables, never mind you will be paying anyway , nice job ....

On the same topic lol:-

"what do you mean by ""The kitchen fitters with tools from the pound shop"" did the electrics but only 4 out of the 8 sockets work???"

"They said the junction boxes are under the floor!! You get your overdraft extended luv whilst I get my hammer out and smash your nice new real slate flooring."

(this actually happened! Customer still pursuing costs from the kitchen fitters, feel sorry for her) Sockets now work great, floor looks bloody awful!!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

Shhhhh…it will be our little secret.

 

[Kamikaze]

I asked that babe Emma if she could teach me how to bend pipe. She said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."

 

[Paul.M]

"Sorry Mrs Customer, I was not expecting you home sssooo soon!! Sorry that you caught me singing and dancing to the 'Best of Justin Bieber' album whilst in my leopard print underwear :confused5:

 

[Kamikaze]

I always worry about the safety of some apprentice, especially the one that is back-chatting me right now.:jester:

 

[Kamikaze]

Madam, you’re not bright enough to change the light bulb, that’s why I have to do it.

 

[R G]

Lady customer asks if you manage to move the bedroom furniture etc on your own ,
Reply;
Couldn't help but notice the blow up doll under your bed , keeps hubby happy I suppose...

 

[Kamikaze]

Couldn't help but notice the blow up doll under your bed , keeps hubby happy I suppose...

You never know, it might be hers.
　


So… apprentice No 1 and apprentice No 2, do either of you have any experience being a horse’s @rse?

 

[Kamikaze]

Run….get to the chopper!

 

[Kamikaze]

So Emma, regardless of whether it’s kinky, naughty or just plain wrong. I still want it!:winkiss:

 

[Kamikaze]

Ahhh…so you don’t want to pay the invoice. Well, I hope we can still be friends after I tasered you.

 

[Kamikaze]

I must be back by sunrise!

 

[Besoeker]

Black, blue and grey far better that RYB.

 

[davesparks]

Black, blue and grey far better that RYB.

I went to a house yesterday with RWB, now that's a proper patriotic colour scheme.