Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

Could someone with a 1[SUP]st[/SUP] aid kit come to the salami slicer please?

 

[Kamikaze]

Step away from the toolbox and put down the Abu Hamza multi-tool.

 

[Paul.M]

Hey… I remember you from the dungeon. It’s me, gimpy Kamikaze.

I've got a really good one liner response but cant post it up in the chit chat room. PM sent

 

[Paul.M]

Ohhh… Miss Clancy, "Who are you?" to "I love you!" in 3 seconds.:flowers:

Now going into hiding…pml

Hoy, stop taking the mick out of D Skelton's girlfriend!!!!



Kam, can I hide with you your air raid shelter before he sees this? I'll bring 6 months worth of chocolate biscuits if you bring the tea bags and long life milk?

 

[Kamikaze]

Hoy, stop taking the mick out of D Skelton's girlfriend!!!!



Kam, can I hide with you your air raid shelter before he sees this? I'll bring 6 months worth of chocolate biscuits if you bring the tea bags and long life milk?

Yeah, I know he’s got the hots for her. You could see it in his eyes at that Parliamentary committee meeting.:tt1:

P.S.: Us Troglodytes have to stick together. Don’t forget to bring the flapjacks.

 

[Kamikaze]

Looks like we are going large today!

 

[Kamikaze]

Viewers with a nervous disposition may be interested to know that your internet is actually off and I am speaking to you from inside your head.:jester:

 

[Paul.M]

Gigalube,,,, really???? Kam dont be post up our weekend activities on the open forum. :nono:

 

[Kamikaze]

Gigalube,,,, really???? Kam dont be post up our weekend activities on the open forum. :nono:

Just prey we won’t run out of beer in the bunker. We might have to drink the stuff.:joker:

 

[dcelectrical]

Wow, you plastered over all the switches and sockets thats great me and the guy are gonna play a game, its a bit like an easter egg hunt, i would let you play but you have an unfair advantage.

 

[Kamikaze]

Hoy, stop taking the mick out of D Skelton's girlfriend!!!!



Kam, can I hide with you your air raid shelter before he sees this? I'll bring 6 months worth of chocolate biscuits if you bring the tea bags and long life milk?

Do you think it’s safe to come out of the bunker yet? If he is hiding in the forum dusty crevices with his little tiger tank, then this will flush him out.


Ohhh Emma…your eyes are so blue and deep like the ocean and whenever I look into them, I feel like diving in.:winkiss:

 

[R G]

Yes madam I am just popping out to the van to get my weapons of mass destruction ...

 

[Darkwood]

I just got this new tool belt...

Tell me 'Does my bum look big in this'

 

[Paul.M]

I just got this new tool belt...

Tell me 'Does my bum look big in this'

Looking good DW :lol:









(get your own back later mate )

 

[Darkwood]

Looking good DW :lol:

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Oh! How embarrasing ..where did you dig that out from :/... it worries me a bit you google this stuff lol but could have been so much worse.