Things an Electrician would never say

[Paul.M]

3 core + earth, we should always use Black as Neutral...... NOT!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

I have no idea how to do your job but my clipboard says you’re doing it wrong.

 

[lecsleaford]

These LAP accessories you have purchased for me to fit are excellent quality.

 

[Richard Burns]

Yes of course I do earn a fortune madam, next month I may even be able to buy food, if that is not fortunate I don't know what is.

 

[Kamikaze]

When she asked me to come over and tear up her carpet. Installing a socket on the landing is not what I thought she meant.

 

[ian.settle1]

Yes of course I do earn a fortune madam, next month I may even be able to buy food, if that is not fortunate I don't know what is.

I can now buy food to feed my kids at least 1 meal a day unlike the plumber who can feed his kids 3 meals a day

 

[Kamikaze]

The cable is definitely stuck up there. We may have to use the ferret.

 

[shanky887614]

 

[Kamikaze]

The experts in my head are fighting, my imaginary friend is running around with my cutters, and one of my personalities has whipped out a neon screw driver. Who the **** is playing jumanji in my head?

 

[Kamikaze]

Alright fellow forumers! I've been a member round here for nigh on 5 years and this forum rocks! Today I got reminded about why that is. Paul.M and Phil said we couldn't make 'The Kamikaze Story' but yet here we are :jester:. I would hazard a guess that my vernacular has become rather discombobulated, whilst making this homage to the lexicon of colloquial nerdisms :biggrin:. So cheer's to ya'll for making time over the years to help make this thread. And fluffy handcuffs and Miss “I can’t count to 72” Clancy hardly got a mention….lol

Anyways….coming soon - Electrician, the cowboy years!:joker:

 

[Paul.M]

Alright fellow forumers! I've been a member round here for nigh on 5 years and this forum rocks! Today I got reminded about why that is. Paul.M and Phil said we couldn't make 'The Kamikaze Story' but yet here we are :jester:. I would hazard a guess that my vernacular has become rather discombobulated, whilst making this homage to the lexicon of colloquial nerdisms :biggrin:. So cheer's to ya'll for making time over the years to help make this thread. And fluffy handcuffs and Miss “I can’t count to 72” Clancy hardly got a mention….lol

Anyways….coming soon - Electrician, the cowboy years!:joker:

Congratulation on making the 1000th post. Hoped it would be you.

This thread has been going for exactly 5 years today!!!! I started this thread whilst Mrs. M was getting ready for a night out (had a couple of hours on my hands) for our wedding anniversary (tomorrow btw).

Only set it up for a bit of fun and it amazes me that it has continued for this long by so many members. Well done and thank you for the laughs.


@ Kamikaze. Obviously your prescribed medication is not working (again). Call the Doctor and get yourself sorted out mate. Ps this pic is just for you.... remember this?

 

[Kamikaze]

@ Kamikaze. Obviously your prescribed medication is not working (again). Call the Doctor and get yourself sorted out mate. Ps this pic is just for you.... remember this?

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Damn…I was from the future and was trying very hard to blend in that day. Trying to infiltrated the human race is an ongoing challenge. This was my level of intellect when I first arrived:biggrin:.

[video=youtube;iKTKqGgKeZ4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKTKqGgKeZ4[/video]

 

[Richard Burns]

This was my level of intellect when I first arrived:biggrin:.

So, based on your posts, there is a gradual deterioration over time then, what a pity:dunce:!

 

[Kamikaze]

So, based on your posts, there is a gradual deterioration over time then, what a pity:dunce:!

Oh yes, I’m definitely on a downward slope. Sometimes it feels like I’m on a Paternoster. Thank god you’re holding up your end and the balance in the universe is restored.:biggrin: