Things that p### you off before 09.00am!!

[DurhamSparky]

hmm people parking on the side of the road in pity me is bad like...!! lol...

 

[Geordie Spark]

hmm people parking on the side of the road in pity me is bad like...!! lol...

Aye .... it's a pity that they do that.

 

[Harness69]

putting it away

 

[trev]

Daft buggers, why they don't just pour hot water over the screen to clear it, I don't know. :joker:

I watched one of my old neighbours do this and obviously laughed when his screen shattered

 

[DurhamSparky]

did he use his freshly boiled kettle water as well....!!!

 

[trev]

Yeah, I was just leaving the house and he came out with a steaming kettle. Because I couldn't stand the two faced arrogant wife beating drunken prat I thought to myself this is going to be fun so I stood by my car while I finished my smoke. He tipped the kettle over the screen and suddenly it was in a million little pieces.
I then said "Oh so that's not a myth then"

 

[cogsey133]

what annoys me before 9 am is my wife digging her elbow into my ribs and asking "are you awake yet"...grrrrr

edit: she even goes moody when i reply "I wasn't but am now thanks!"

 

[DurhamSparky]

nice one...!!

 

[Elmer BeFuddled]

hmm people parking on the side of the road in pity me is bad like...!! lol...

No prob with parking on the road, as for blocking the pavement... Must train the dog to dump in cars, save me picking it up!!

 

[Harness69]

Aye .... it's a pity that they do that.

lol...

 

[Rauer]

Trying to wee with morning wood!

 

[Jonesy83]

coming out to the van finding another parking ticket slapped on the van becuase some jumped up barrel of monkey jizz of a traffic warden doesnt know how to do his job properly and didnt find out that the resident parking permit doesnt become enforced till the15th of thismonth then spending half n hour in a que in the council parking office behind a bunch of people not bringing in the rite forms for blue badges and then being told that the the ticket is unlikely to be revoked

 

[Silly Sausage]

Challenge it by email. The address will be on the back.
I've got off a few that way.

 

[Guest111]

Any .phone call before 9 as it invariably requires an immediate response and is never pleasant.I,m not awake until after 3 smokes and a can of coke

 

[Guest111]

Looking out of my mother's front window one afternoon and a guy who lived up the street came along with his dog which laid a rather large pile on the lawn which I'd just spent about an hour mowing. As he walked off I went after him and pointing at the turd I told him he had forgotten something he replied that the dog had to go somewhere and off he strolled.
He was a fair age so fisticuffs would have been a bad idea for him so I went to the back garden and got a spade, I then picked up the offeding item and knocked on his door. When he opened it I dropped it on his doorstep almost hitting his feet, the dog never dumped on my mother's lawn again.

I had a neighbour who,s dog did that every day so I collected it all week and piled it against his front door,dont know what happened when he opened it but the dog never crapped in my garden after that.