touchy subject

[trev]

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&r...=6CcU364aD-v7bHsunf-yww&bvm=bv.69837884,d.ZGU
I'd not heard of him either.

 

[Slowhand]

I get constant b*llock ache and near permanent ear ache. There's nothing wrong with me it's more to do with something l said years ago. The stupidest thing I've ever said in my life.
When the vicar asked me, I said " I Do "

 

[dan86]

update- received a letter today for an appointment. Tuesday 15th at 1.30.

 

[jaypp]

update- received a letter today for an appointment. Tuesday 15th at 1.30.

Good luck, and don't be fobbed off. You've started the (ahem) ball rolling so make sure they're given attention!

 

[Spoon]

Good luck, and don't be fobbed off. You've started the (ahem) ball rolling so make sure they're given attention!

last time I tried to get people pay attention to my balls it was classed as "indecent exposure"....

 

[dan86]

well. another update for you. not long back from hospital.
It is intermittent torsion I've been experiencing, and the answer is an operation in which they anchor my testicles to my scrotum so that they cannot twist again. they took blood samples from me as well today and I've to go back again next week for a pre assessment.

 

[Geordie Spark]

well. another update for you. not long back from hospital.
It is intermittent torsion I've been experiencing, and the answer is an operation in which they anchor my testicles to my scrotum so that they cannot twist again. they took blood samples from me as well today and I've to go back again next week for a pre assessment.

CHUBBY CHECKER - Let's twist again (1961) - YouTube

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well there were times I felt like I was trying to educate pork but I persevered and got there in the end.


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What the **** has happened to the quote facility on this ****in forum??

 

[trev]

Well there were times I felt like I was trying to educate pork but I persevered and got there in the end.


EDIT...........

What the **** has happened to the quote facility on this ****in forum??

You mean that one?

 

[Geordie Spark]

I used to speed quite a bit. The car in the avatar might be a bit of a clue but I've had other fast cars too.

Now I (mostly) stick within the speed limits. With all the speed cameras around, the risk of being clocked, fined, and points is just too great.

I do a fair bit of motorway driving. The variable speed limits and roadworks average speed cameras are everywhere. So cruise control set an an indicated one or two mph above the limit, relax, and listen to a bit of Silvan Zingg.

Another up side is improved fuel economy.

Good lad ..... that's the way to do it!

 

[jaypp]

well. another update for you. not long back from hospital.
It is intermittent torsion I've been experiencing, and the answer is an operation in which they anchor my testicles to my scrotum so that they cannot twist again. they took blood samples from me as well today and I've to go back again next week for a pre assessment.

That's not so bad then! A mate had that op when he was in his early twenties and took great pride in showing the scar off. I would imagine now it'll be keyhole and leave no trace hardly at all? He has only been able to wear underwear that fits 'snugly' since mind - holds everything in place just in case apparently! Cheers for the update and good luck.

 

[dan86]

cheers jaypp. need to ask a few questions at the pre assessment next week. How long the procedure will take, recovery time, anything that could possibly go wrong

 

[tidyboiler]

cheers jaypp. need to ask a few questions at the pre assessment next week. How long the procedure will take, recovery time, anything that could possibly go wrong

Good to hear you will be sorted and there's nothing sinister going on. Best of luck!

 

[trev]

See, Just like I said, nowt to worry about. Now get ya bolox sorted and get on with it
Good news mate, not that you've got problems wi ya bolox but that it's nowt serious. Not that having them twisted isn't serious but ye knaa, serious serious.
Oh **** off, you know what I mean

 

[Silly Sausage]

See, Just like I said, nowt to worry about. Now get ya bolox sorted and get on with it
Good news mate, not that you've got problems wi ya bolox but that it's nowt serious. Not that having them twisted isn't serious but ye knaa, serious serious.
Oh **** off, you know what I mean

What a load of bollox!