touchy subject

[ferg]

After having read the whole thread a friend of mine went through the same procedure and has been fine ever since.


When I was 15 I ended up in hospital due to a knee in my nether regions.

At that age I had lots of images in my head of nurses and my bits.

None of them involved pointing and sympathy or when they thought I was asleep pointing and laughing.

One of my balls was bigger than my fist and I have big hands


I feel your pain but you will get over it

 

[tidyboiler]

i did a bit of medical research. now i'm convinced that i have hypocondria.

Worst thing you can ever do is read "Grey's anatomy". You can think yourself into everything you read, and google is not your friend either. We have been convinced Geordie had everything from necrotizing fasciitis to Beri-Beri!

 

[shanky887614]

Worst thing you can ever do is read "Grey's anatomy". You can think yourself into everything you read, and google is not your friend either. We have been convinced Geordie had everything from necrotizing fasciitis to Beri-Beri!

its fun to write false symptoms on the internet though lol

 

[tidyboiler]

its fun to write false symptoms on the internet though lol

Oh, you too? haha!!

 

[dan86]

Last day of work tomorrow for a while. tempted to just put me feet up and dish orders out all day. anybody wanna take my place for next few weeks?

 

[dan86]

Well today's the day. If I survive this traumatic ordeal, I'll speak to you lot later
have a nice day whatever you're up to

 

[Spoon]

All will go well mate. You will be teabagging again in no time...

 

[dan86]

Cheers spoon. I think!

 

[GMES]

All the best Dan I know you will be naturally worried today, but everything will be ok mate, Make sure you pop on tonight and let us know you're ok.

 

[telectrix]

good luck, mate. hope it goes well.

 

[Richard Burns]

Good luck.
A new and brighter pain free future awaits!

Quote on coming out of hospital: " Well it is amazing, I feel like a new woman... and I only went in to have my prostate removed!"

 

[trev]

I was reading yesterday about a guy who went in for a circumcision and they amputated his lad by mistake. I'm sure you'll be fine though.

 

[ferg]

TBF Trev it is unusual for them to take the lot.

Probably only happens about 10% of the time.

 

[Spoon]

I was reading yesterday about a guy who went in for a circumcision and they amputated his lad by mistake. I'm sure you'll be fine though.

I'm guessing the the word "lad" stands for something else and not that they were conjoined twins and thought they'd do two jobs at once...

 

[trev]

Yeah but even losing the end of it would be a bit disappointing. You go to sleep with the full meat n 2 veg then wake up with a smoke end where it used to be. You couldn't be happy with that could you. Specially if it wasn't supposed to happen.