weird calls

[baldelectrician]

I had one last month from overseas
I let him say his bit, went quiet and then asked "I like wearing my wifes clothes- what are you wearing?"
He actually laughed and hung up

 

[Geordie Spark]

I usually ask: "Where did you get this number?" then go on with: "You have called an unlisted Ministry of Defence telephone" then I say quietly as though I was speaking to someone in the room:"Trace this call .. fast!!"

They usually hang up at this point.

 

[mogga]

recently while working in a hotel in edinburgh the "taxi phone" would ring and the lassie would answer with "Hollyrood house how can I help you?"