Your Favorite Music Lyrics?

[Kamikaze]

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, on the bathroom floor

shaggy it wans`t me

I was always under the illusion he was caught one handed…lol
[video=youtube;IyzKfk-kRgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyzKfk-kRgA[/video]

 

[IQ Electrical]

"If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you, I'm a romantic adventure, And I'm a reptile too"


Motörhead 'Killed By Death' sheer romantic poetry!

 

[Sintra]

It must have broke your poor little heart
When the boys used to say,
You looked better in the dark.
But now they`d give all they learnt in school
To be somewhere in the dark with you.

Homely girl UB40.


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[simpson93]

For simpson93 - Elton John - Pinball Wizard (Tommy 1974) HD - YouTube

the who do it so much better

 

[Marvo]

Da nah na na na na na,
Da nah na na na na na,
Da nah na na na na na,
Nahh nahh nahh nahh.

The Birdy Song - The Tweets Link

 

[Paul.M]

Da nah na na na na na,
Da nah na na na na na,
Da nah na na na na na,
Nahh nahh nahh nahh.

The Birdy Song - The Tweets Link

I knew some one would put the birdy song up . Cheers Marvo but if this is what you sign out loud in your van, you need help .

 

[oxocube]

Just remembered a song I used to sing as a 5 year old.

'Cigarettes and whisky and wild wild women will be the ruin of me'

I wonder how I knew that.

 

[malcolmsanford]

It was an"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" Brian Hyland

" Oi where's my tiger head ........................four foot from it's tail" Lonnie Donnegan

"Seven little girls sitting in the back seat hugging and a kissing with Fred" Either by The Avons

 

[Mark_Burgess]

Oh you know I did it
It's over and I feel fine
Nothing you could say is gonna change my mind

Foo Fighters DOA.

 

[millwall ken]

How about No Surrender to the IRA... Sung by any group of English Football fans, Or Ten German Bombers by the same group.

 

[Sintra]

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old ---- on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ------
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

Fairytail of Ney York. Pogues & Kirsty McCall

 

[Marvo]

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old ---- on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ------
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

Fairytail of Ney York. Pogues & Kirsty McCall

A classic, I drag this record out every Christmas and force the family to listen to it much to wifey's disgust

 

[JUD]

It's another night out with the boss
Following in footsteps overgrown with moss
And they tell me that women grow on trees
And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees


Where they open all their wallets
And they close all their minds
And they love to buy you all a drink
And then we ask all the questions
And you take all your clothes off
And go back to the kitchen sink


The Housemartins -- Happy Hour

 

[Sintra]

Well, my son turned ten just the other day.
He said, 'Thanks for the ball, Dad. Come on, let's play.
Could you teach me to throw?'
I said, 'Not today. I got a lot to do.'
He said, 'That's okay.' And he walked away and he smiled and he said,
'You know, I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him.'

Well, he came from college just the other day,
So much like a man I just had to say,
'I'm proud of you. Could you sit for a while?'
He shook his head and he said with a smile,
'What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please ?'

I've long since retired, my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
'I'd like to see you, if you don't mind.'
He said, 'I'd love to, Dad, if I could finnnnd the time.
You see my new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu,
But it's sure nice talkin' to you, Dad.
It's been sure nice talkin' to you.'
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.

Cat's in the cradle. Guns n Roses

 

[ExArmy]

"The mans dead if he doesn't have a story to tell
Dead if he's lying in a dirty jail cell"
The View