A new jokes thread for your amusement.

[zap]

courtesy of Private Eye

 

[pepparz]

Father and young son in bath:

son: dad whats that between your legs?

father: errm..its a hedgehog.

son: jesus christ dad, its got a big c*ck.

 

[pepparz]

Apparently tampons dont constitute presents!!

 

[pepparz]

I used to be a necrophiliac till some rotten c**t split on me.
(sorry)
[h=2][/h]

 

[pepparz]

I'm not paranoid, but I know u think I am.

 

[zap]

I used to be a necrophiliac till some rotten c**t split on me.
(sorry)

No no no...

 

[Earthstore]

A little ditty to get the other half in the mood maybe?
Or a chat up line for the pub?

Roses are red
Violets are green
I like your legs
And what's in between

 

[dan86]

 

[dan86]

 

[Silly Sausage]

I hope that's not Geordie's MR2 after he gets his V6 in! :smilielol5:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Beans - YouTube

 

[dan86]

stolen from a friends Facebook...

 

[ian.settle1]

Look at posting 1529

 

[dan86]

Look at posting 1529

hmm, all I can see on my phone is an empty box but can see the comment. assume its the same pic?

 

[Guest111]

just been thrown out of my local pub,apparently ramming a load of 10p pieces down the throat of the landlord's ginger tom wasn't what they meant when they asked me to put a quid in the kitty.