A new jokes thread for your amusement.

[Pete999]

Fantasy island[/QUO

p*rn film??

Not that sort of fantasy

 

[telectrix]

of couse. tattoo

 

[pepparz]

But I think he was in one bond film

 

[Pete999]

of couse. tattoo

Mr Roarke and Tattoo

 

[telectrix]

Hervé Villechaize

 

[Pete999]

Hervé Villechaize

That's him

 

[pepparz]

Oh dear looks like he shot himself to death

 

[telectrix]

the man with the golden gun, with christopher lee. remember now.

 

[Earthstore]

Ok, it was Christmas time at my mates house, all the family came over, so at night the sleeping arrangements all had to change and my mate ended up sleeping in the same bed as his dad.

In the middle of the night his dad woke up and said son, I have woken up with the biggest erection I have ever had, so I think it is only right that I go and give your mother a good seeing to.

My mate said, dad, you will have to take me with you as you have my c ock in your hand....

 

[pepparz]

sick sick sick but funny

 

[ian.settle1]

So you Welsh aren't left out

 

[trev]

Funny, but I'm sure that could be called racist mate, careful now

 

[ian.settle1]

Funny, but I'm sure that could be called racist mate, careful now

Ops didn't mean to affend the sheep

 

[Pete999]

So you Welsh aren't left out

Nice a bit racist though, but nice

 

[Badged01]

Unfortunately its true in the more remote parts of Wales of course