A new jokes thread for your amusement.

[telectrix]

made myself a kit car. it's a Ford Pubic.

made it out of old Corsairs.

 

[ruston]

Only people around my age will get that one lol.

 

[telectrix]

for educate the younger members:

 

[Pete999]

for educate the younger members:

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I had one back in 1974

 

[ruston]

 

[telectrix]

back then i had a Mk1 cortina.

 

[ruston]

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.

 

[Pete999]

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.

Every 6 months? speak for yourself ruston.

 

[Wilko]

Another Dad joke ("Daaad, that's a terrrrable joke ...")
Why did the rabbit try to eat the road?
He thought it was a dual cabbage way

 

[ruston]

Lol, those days are long gone.

 

[Pete999]

Lol, those days are long gone.

Still think about it then reality sets in, along with everything else that come with old age.

 

[ruston]

Still think about it then reality sets in, along with everything else that come with old age.

No positive answer to that as we both know .

 

[Pete999]

No positive answer to that as we both know .

How right you are Mate.

 

[telectrix]

what's old age?

 

[Pete999]

what's old age?

I'll take your advice Tel, it's only a number