While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not
use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find
his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got bad
news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but
surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD.
Vewy ware disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah,
always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off by itself...!”
