Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[pirate]

One more tip today for those who want to try something new...(those North of the border can ignore this)

 

[telectrix]

LoL no! I don't have a creative bone in my body.

me same. think it's the mindset. we do techy stuff, the artisic creative ones draw pictu
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One more tip today for those who want to try something new...(those North of the border can ignore this)
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is tat food or the new mutant covid19?

 

[Baddegg]

One more tip today for those who want to try something new...(those North of the border can ignore this)
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Did you catch that ya self pirate?...

 

[pirate]

Yup! I was out on my boat (actually, my second boat!) yesterday and hauled it in on the first cast o' my net!

 

[telectrix]

sod that for vegan shyte; gimme proper food.

 

[pirate]

It's NOT vegan!
It's offal, sheep's gizzards and suchlike, topped rather neatly with some token veg!
The green stuff is kale, granted...but it's only there for colour!
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On another topic, I was chatting to my daughter on the telephone the other day, and as I stood near the TV the sunlight was slanting through the window...OMG, look at the dust!
She said, same here, are you going to clean it?
I said yes, of course...ain't doing anything else.
She said, send me a picture,. i love a good Before and after shot...

OOPS!

I'll do the other shelves another day...

 

[littlespark]

Oh it’s kale is it?
It looks like something I stepped in doing my one exercise of the day through a cow field.
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Oh it’s kale is it?
It looks like something I stepped in doing my one exercise of the day through a cow field.

That'll be a cow pat, rather than a postman pat, or pat the dog.....

 

[Midwest]

I would think the guidelines allows people to check on empty properties that they own, whether that be a second home, a shop or café.
But what it assumes is you go, on your own, and spend a minimum amount of time.
You don't take your partner, and kids and stay all weekend, for 2 weekends on the trot.
40 miles or 40 minutes from their main home.... could have been there and back in a few hours

Bet she’s got some local paid pleb, that could of done that for her!

I’ll also self isolate on the naughty step. ?

 

[Andy78]

One more tip today for those who want to try something new...(those North of the border can ignore this)
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Oh that looks amazing. I haven't had that good stuff for ages. I think a Balmoral chicken is in order for this weeks isolation meat treat.

 

[OnlQQker]

Don't worry folks!

 

[OnlQQker]

Meanwhile, over at the farm I'm working at!

 

[telectrix]

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

“Are – my – test – results – back?”

 

[snowhead]

Still Groundhog day

 

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[OnlQQker]

Football season next year