do I need an earth stake - metre is 25m from fuesboard

[Geordie Spark]

A bribe to stop them wanting independence maybe?

Aah wish we cud have independence heor in Geordieland.

Aah cud be President and ye cud be th' Consort Chairman

 

[Silly Sausage]

Aah wish we cud have independence heor in Geordieland.

Aah cud be President and ye cud be th' Consort Chairman

Would that mean that I could go up there and TEFL!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Would that mean that I could go up there and TEFL!

Ye'd hae t' be a membor or filleted.

Soz ..... Aah mean Affiliated.

 

[shanky887614]

........... and how would he like it cooked; rare, medium rare, well-done or Tidyboiler's specialty - burned to a cinder?? :leaving:

why would you ruin a nice piece of steak, be a man and have it blue. flat iron is lovely blue

 

[Geordie Spark]

why would you ruin a nice piece of steak, be a man and have it blue. flat iron is lovely blue

I like it with its horns cut off and its arse wiped.

 

[shanky887614]

I like it with its horns cut off and its arse wiped.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Thank you for that ....... I think. :thinking:

 

[tidyboiler]

........... and how would he like it cooked; rare, medium rare, well-done or Tidyboiler's specialty - burned to a cinder?? :leaving:

Geordie?................. FOXTROT OSCAR!!!! You can cook your own bloody Pot Noodle now!!! :6:

 

[tidyboiler]

I like it with its horns cut off and its arse wiped.

Strange, that's just how I like my men!! :dita:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Geordie?................. FOXTROT OSCAR!!!! You can cook your own bloody Pot Noodle now!!! :6:

Aww ...................... not again pet. I burned it last time.

 

[Knobhead]

Exactly!!

You should have seen the confusion in the engineering industry during the change over from Imperial to Cillimetres. Drawings arriving on the shop floor printed on Metric sized paper with Metric dimensions which had been converted directly from the original Imperial dimensions and given to a bloke whose machine and measuring instruments were Imperial. The poor sod (me) had to spend half an hour or so with calculator & pencil changing all the dimensions from Metric back to Imperial before the job could be started. ... Madness!!!

The Grantham grocer's daughter fixed it though when she arrived on the scene with her Final Solution ..... :censored:

I remember it well, although I'd rather forget it.

 

[cairns]

Hi all, you all seem to be having a good laugh. Method of earthing is TNCS in meter cupboard 25m from house, swa 25mm has been run into an isolator with tails out in the meter cupboard, just wondering if an additional earth stake would be required nearer the house. Just want to cover my arse now before the board come out to liven it up.
Thanks for your brains

 

[cairns]

So the op has been on this morning and not had the decency to answer any of the points.

very poor.

Yeah i was busy working sorry

 

[Silly Sausage]

Is all this within the same building?
I'd (maybe) give the same answer it it wasn't.

 

[Octopus]

Hi all, you all seem to be having a good laugh. Method of earthing is TNCS in meter cupboard 25m from house, swa 25mm has been run into an isolator with tails out in the meter cupboard, just wondering if an additional earth stake would be required nearer the house. Just want to cover my arse now before the board come out to liven it up.
Thanks for your brains

Good man, you have a sense of humour!

Who ran the SWA and how many cores is it? and why would you want an earth stake? Just asking!