For a bit of fun - Favorite sayings.

[Besoeker]

From my late great friend Tommy:

"The man who never made a mistake never made anything."

 

[Tiny Spark]

From my late great friend Tommy:

"The man who never made a mistake never made anything."

Never a truer sentence said.

 

[Slowhand]

When a customer asks me " Is that your stepladder ?" l always reply.."Yes, my real one left when l was 5 "

 

[dan86]

From my late great friend Tommy:

"The man who never made a mistake never made anything."

never a failure, always a lesson

I like this quote so much I have it as a tattoo on my arm. think its also my sig on ere...

 

[telectrix]

as thick as 2 short plumbers.

 

[Sparkysoldman]

Failure is not an option !

 

[telectrix]

there are no problems; only solutions.

 

[moospark]

Same $hyte, different wrapping. Sadly this applies across the board.

 

[happysteve]

"If he'd brains, he'd be dangerous."

"smoke tray on a motorbike."

"What do you mean, 'It's only 1/8" out,'? If your toes were 1/8" off the ground, and you had a rope around your neck, it'd feel a bl**dy long way!"

 

[Pete999]

Too the new Apprentice "Jeez Ive seen more meat on Lester Piggot's whip"

 

[Johnmoh]

There's electricians then there's them that didn't make the grade like plumbers and joiners etc

 

[telectrix]

"who rattled your cage" is a fav. of mine.

 

[Besoeker]

Too the new Apprentice "Jeez Ive seen more meat on Lester Piggot's whip"

Reminds me of what my two girls used to say about my son.
"No, he's not even skinny. He's just a hairline fracture."

 

[trev]

Combine that with the age old classics "your going up in the world" while up a ladder, "it aint level" and "bzzzz" when wiring anything.

Yup all the reasons I hate people

Fixed that for you mate.
Subbing for a company a few weeks back and they very generously gave me an apprentice, gave him a couple of things to do and after I'd finished I watched him struggle with a 25mm earth.
Me- You want a knife and fork?
Apprentice- Why would I need them?
Me- So you can make a proper meal out of that.

 

[telectrix]

or a spoon to make a dog's breakfast.